Thanks John Madden

Said to someone that states the obvious. Inspired by famed football announcer and HOF coach John Madden. captain obvious

John Madden: Tom Brady has 49 TDs passes this season and Randy Moss has 22 rec TDs if Tom throws 1 more TD to Moss, Tom will have 50 TDs and Moss will have 23!

Al Michael: Thanks John Madden (under his breath) please die...

by Vishus55 January 2, 2009

thank you hashem

A way of praising the Jewish god

I just married off my last child. Thank you hashem

#Blessed #TYH

by mendy99 October 14, 2018

spanish thank you

When one goes to the toilet but only farts come out.

Gassy-ass.

I just tried to go but all I got was a Spanish thank you.

by Cold feet February 10, 2015

thank you for the food

when the author slays

this is such a delicious meal. i'm looking forward to the next chapter. thank you for the food!

by specificroyalty901 July 20, 2023

Thanks ... I think

A response to a complement which is likely backhanded.

Liz: "There are good ass holes and there are bad ass holes. You're a good ass hole."

Maggie: "Thanks ... I think."

by blueFlameBat July 15, 2010

Nigga, thank you

exp.

1. The proper response to a service rendered when the server prompts Nigga-Please!.

2. A phrase used to combat Nigga-Please! in a sarcastic manner.

1.
"Can I git sum mo fried chicken?"
"Nigga, please!"
"Oh cum on, don't be liyk dat!"
"Aiight, hurr."
"Nigga, thank you."

2.
"Biotch!"
"Nigga, please!"
"NIGGA, THANK YOU!"

by Ron Cumberdale May 21, 2005

Please and Thank You

A rude, passive-aggressive amendment, usually found at the end of a imperative sentence, that lets someone know that they will do as you ask. This will typically be learned by administrators, and mangers, working among subordinates or anyone they disdain, because being polite is HR appropriate, but it must be understood that they are peasants. It is implied that while the request is voluntary (i.e. please), the result can be assumed (i.e. thank you), because a peasant has no choice.

*This is especially common in the industry (e.g. restaurants, hotels, retail, etc).

Vince, can you get table 3 a refill on diet cola. Please and thank you!

by MundaneEgg July 26, 2015