Ur nan a man

The definition of a black hole. Use this phrase with causion.

Kyle: Ur mom gay
Dave:No u
Kyle: Ur dad lesbian
Dave:Ur granny tranny
Kyle:Ur grandpap a trap
Dave:Ur sister a mister
Kyle: Ur nan a man
*Dave dies and joins Stephen Hawking in heaven*

by Kazi02 May 12, 2018

Your Nan

A response used by foolish kids who think they’re hard and smart. Also a comeback that probably originated from about 2013. It’s right up there with neek at the dead response level.

Daniel: Oi bruv, what’s the time?
Jake: Your Nan.
Daniel:Suck your mum you fucking slag.

by SuckYourMum321 September 25, 2018

ya nan gay

You run out of jokes and have the worst humour. Also she is properly not gay.

'Hey dude!'
'Yes?'
Ya nan gay!'
'You suck Bob!'

by oldfeet10000000 July 7, 2021

Nan

An absolute banker of a bet. Otherwise known as a Nanker, thus abbreviated to Nan.

Chorley FC to get relegated at 1/1, that’s a bluddi nan.

by MahatmaNandhi January 15, 2018

Nan’s lip

When something (especially food) is so inherently disgusting you cannot look at it.

Looks like you’ve got some Nan’s lip there…

by Dansk35 March 13, 2025

Ur nans chest hair

Referring to someone’s nanny’s chest hair you would usually use this sentence in an insult or just at random.

Bella and Nia: How do u say this?
Lola and Eva: UR NANS CHEST HAIR!!!!!

by SmexiLexi123 July 8, 2019

Ur nan

Ur nan is an insult, a pointless insult that is funny.

Boy: Guess which girl I’m in love with!

Other Boy: Ur nan

by EpicDumbCircle March 22, 2020