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wetter than a nun in a candle shop

*steps into puddle with only socks on*
"ugh... my sock is wetter than a nun in a candle shop"
by Freddie21 April 9, 2021
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nun

mrs pugh the nun is so fit
by Armyyyy October 26, 2022
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Nuns Twat

Something that is very tight in the figurative sense, ie a bunch of musicians that are so good that their performance is bang on the money.
I went to see a great band tonight, they were as tight as a Nuns twat.
by Phillip Shilton April 28, 2011
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the nun

The act of spamming pictures of Llama's to a specific person.
A: "Hey why does everybody spam him with Llama pics?"

B: "Because he is The Nun"
by DebbySaurus April 30, 2018
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Crumby Nun

Noun: Sex Act:
When a man cums into a raven-haired woman's mane and spreads it out with his hands so that it resembles a nun's habit. Note: the unfortunate recipient must have longer than shoulder-length hair. Dyed is preferred, especially if she just had her roots did.
I totally just gave Selma Hayek a Crumby Nun. I mean, she was definitely starving for work. No, I'm not less of a man for having sexual fantasies about the Flying Nun!
by Mr. Kowalski's sexplorium April 10, 2017
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nun day

nun day is a special day for nuns who play among us and in are eight set and are dyslexic- blacks sus it’s mainly brown who’s a nun because there poo
by concrerewall44 October 23, 2020
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Flying Nun

When a female rapidly jumps on your dick as soon as your pants are off.
Bro 1: Did the gf miss you while you were away bro?
Bro 2: Bro, she ripped my pants off and did a flying nun as soon as I stepped in the door.
by DickButt-Jones January 21, 2018
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