nan on the spit

When two men congragate with a nan

Im putting the nan on the spit

by Dirty_C_Man June 4, 2018

Ur nan a man

The definition of a black hole. Use this phrase with causion.

Kyle: Ur mom gay
Dave:No u
Kyle: Ur dad lesbian
Dave:Ur granny tranny
Kyle:Ur grandpap a trap
Dave:Ur sister a mister
Kyle: Ur nan a man
*Dave dies and joins Stephen Hawking in heaven*

by Kazi02 May 12, 2018

Your nan

Hot and sexy

Your Nan is hot and sexy

by Sexy nan August 31, 2021

Your Nan

A response used by foolish kids who think they’re hard and smart. Also a comeback that probably originated from about 2013. It’s right up there with neek at the dead response level.

Daniel: Oi bruv, what’s the time?
Jake: Your Nan.
Daniel:Suck your mum you fucking slag.

by SuckYourMum321 September 25, 2018

Nan

a Nan is generally the oldest "ring in" to a an already formed group of mates, they have an overwhelming concern for what the others are doing whether or not it’s actually there business , the Nan is generally overbearing with support like a self-imposed father figure and when it comes to actually doing something the Nan f#$%’s around like an old woman and normally takes 5 times long then any one else should, they have extreme OCD and cannot take criticism of any kind.
Nans generally drink every one else under the table and will make sure every one has a blankie if they are passed out and not able to get into bed.

Gee, Old mates a Nan, i cant even put the bike on the ute without him checking it.

by Gangus Karn August 12, 2020

ya nan gay

You run out of jokes and have the worst humour. Also she is properly not gay.

'Hey dude!'
'Yes?'
Ya nan gay!'
'You suck Bob!'

by oldfeet10000000 July 7, 2021

Nan

An absolute banker of a bet. Otherwise known as a Nanker, thus abbreviated to Nan.

Chorley FC to get relegated at 1/1, that’s a bluddi nan.

by MahatmaNandhi January 15, 2018