a girl gives a guy head, and then when he ejaculates in her mouth he makes her laugh, causing the cum to shoot out her nose.
dude #1: man last night while skylar was giving me head i gave her the biggest minnesota snow tunnel !
dude #2: gross man.
dude #2: gross man.
by carly and skylar February 6, 2009
Get the minnesota snow tunnelmug. Typical yuppie suburban American town with a superiority complex. There are more cops per capita than anywhere else who have nothing better to do than pull you over for no reason and bust high schoolers parties to take the mike's hard lemonade home to their wives. Everyone has a dog and 2 kids. Everyone thinks they're cooler than everyone else because they had that monogrammed Hollister shirt first. For some reason the guys think its cool to spike their hair up like aaron carter at aaron's party. The mom's all bleach their hair and the dad's wear the same jeans they wore in the nineties. It used to be the fastest growing city in Minnesota but then the housing market crashed and no one wanted to live in those cookie cutter houses anymore. At the high school football games which you totes have to attend the girls all think leggings are real pants and say fun things to the opposing team like, "we've got money yes we do, we've got money how bout you." even though they have no more money than anyone else in this delightful state. They have a nice mall. Also their mascot is a maple leaf...
by scrapmetal December 4, 2011
Get the Maple Grove Minnesotamug. When you take a full bottle of coke, stick the opening in a girl, and proceed to pour the soda inside her. Afterwards, you insert some mentos, resulting in the Minnesota sip of soda
Damn nigga, last night we was banging, and she wanted to get freaky. We tried the Minnesota sip of soda, and now she’s in the ER with a broken pubic bone.
by Juan.desianto March 26, 2019
Get the Minnesota sip of sodamug. The west half of Interstate 35 through the Twin Cities. It is about 41 miles long and serves downtown Minneapolis and some western suburbs. However some parts of it are crappy and desperately need reconstructing. See Crosstown Commons. It needs help with interchanges with I-94 and I-494/MN 5 as well. In the future it may even need help with its interchange with I-694.
by The Volkswagen Beatle January 3, 2005
Get the Interstate 35W Minnesotamug. When a male sticks his uncircumcised penis into a females filthy poop ridden butt hole, then peels back the foreskin and puts in on the females face. Like a turtle sticking its head out of it's shell.
Me: This bitch was pissin me off so i Minnesota turtle necked her.
Paul: Whats a Minnesota turtle neck?
Me: If you have to ask, you'll never know.
Paul: Whats a Minnesota turtle neck?
Me: If you have to ask, you'll never know.
by the one eyed thrusting phantom December 3, 2010
Get the Minnesota turtle neckmug. The "Minnesota" accent is actually called either the Upper Midwestern Dialect or if you are talking about northern MN it is called the North Central Dialect. Both of these include other Midwestern states as well. The "Minnesota" accent is influenced by Scandinavian and Canadian dialects. There is a large population of Norwegian immigrants which is where a lot of the speech traits come from. The Upper Midwestern Dialect is the most common throughout the state. This includes traits like elongating vowels, esspeciall O. The North Central Dialect is more of the stereotypical "sing-song" kind of accent. Many people with the North Central Dialect will use V in the place of W. Turning "Well" into "Vell". Another reason for some of these differences is because many languages that influenced these dialects do not have many of the same phonemes that Standard American English has. So there you go... an indepth analysis of the "Minnesota" accent. (And trust me... Minnesotans do have an accent. I grew up there and then moved to the west and people catch it all the time!)
by racer6780 December 1, 2009
Get the Minnesota/Midwestern Accentmug. by pipsqueeky6 August 7, 2012
Get the Albert Lea, Minnesotamug.