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MIA

title used to describe a poop that slipped into the hole at the bottom of the toilet and is not visable.
Mike:Dude, I took a monster shit today. I really wish i had saw it.
Tom: Why didn't you?
Mike:Well i got up to look and i was pissed because it was an MIA.

Tom: Damn!
by Joey Wilaz March 3, 2011
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Mia

(MEE-uh)
A girl named Mia is usually VERY shy. Once you get to know her, though, she will be loud, crazy, and funny. Mias are huge scaredy-cats; usually afraid of heights, sharks, suffocation, "dark" places, etc. Mias are usually known to be dorky/nerdy and usually are interested and believe in the paranormal (ghosts, etc). Mias keep to themselves, consider themselves unpopular and nerdy, and tend to hate tons of people. Mias are usually Italian or Irish and have really dark hair and eyes. They are typically very girly; interested in fashion, hair, nails, makeup, etc. but have a boyish side (science) as well. They HATE sports and usually are complete computer addicts. Mias are good friends, but sometimes have a really hard time telling the truth and expressing themselves. They aren't afraid to say what they think.
My friend Mia just IMed me on AIM and said she's going to the mall.
by Maya Muffin February 14, 2010
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Mia

Mia is a hilarious, short but loving woman who is grateful and beautiful. She tends to fly off the handle when a friend is being picked on and stands for her rights when someone is doing so to her. Not very book smart but street smart. Virtuoso and music loving.
did you see that girl sticking up for her friend? must be a mia!
by maryjane.ecstasy June 4, 2016
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Mia

Mia; an untrustworthy person who would lie to you if you ever get in a relationship. A diva like girl who can’t get over her ex and would give up a great guy for someone who would cheat on her. Thinks the world revolves around her and just loves to slut around.
Seth; Yo Mia just broke up with her boyfriend for me
Tahlia; I don’t like when you fuck with her and me
Seth; She won’t know, she talks to a bunch of other dudes anyway
by Mckeeley and Mia June 6, 2019
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Mia

Mia is hot
by Berniebro1010101 September 27, 2020
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Mia

Mia may seeeeeem like a real friend but she’ll steal her boyfriend by being a hoe. She will accessorise like a 5 year old but it’s all a disguise for her secret drug ring. She can typically be found in the back of the library writing racey fan fiction and eating multiple burgers. When told no by anyone she will scream, throw her head back in a demonic way, swing her arms behind her and run in a circle. If u see a Mia... hide your boyfriend.
Guy: omg look at mia’s head band
You:don’t trust her it’s a disguise
by Pantyliner123 September 4, 2018
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Mia

Mia is a cute girl you would never want to let go. You have to be the luckiest man in the world to win her back. If you catch her staring at you every time you walk by that means she hates you or likes you. GOOD LUCK GETTING A MIA :)
Boy1: Damm I wonder how lucky I am to have Mia.
Boy2:Dude you are lucky I wish i had a girl like that.
by Nathaniel Calzada December 13, 2017
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