by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025
Get the The Antykeras Mechanism Are For Fashion Choicesmug. the branch of mechanics that deals with the mathematical description of the motion and interaction of subatomic particles involving high levels of jiggle
Damn boy, let me test them cheeks quantum jiggle mechanics to determine the probability of cake clapping.
by Chwailhunter334 December 27, 2023
Get the Quantum Jiggle Mechanicsmug. Slang to refer to a fender with a hispanic (with questionable status). Some hispanic neighborhoods have a tendency to block entire roads over a little fender bender. Thus annoying and impeding the commuters who use that road.
God dammit! I'm gonna be late to work due to this hispanical mechanical in this chicano neighborhood that I pass through. They are blocking the whole road over a fender bender!
by fartso55 January 14, 2019
Get the hispanical mechanicalmug. The mechanic is when a guy tucks his hard dick and sits on the edge of a chair. His bitch slides under his legs and jacks and sucks him till she changes the oil.
by Oilfield diver September 11, 2021
Get the Mechanicmug. An unhoused person who has to repair their vehicle at every stop in the city. Most often seen in city parks.
Ricky earned his Urban Mechanic master mechanic rating at Yale Park after having to morph parts from various other vehicles to make his 1992 Winnebago drive able to get to the food bank for resupply. Many Urban Mechanics are also Urban Lumberjacks.
by anonymous July 18, 2023
Get the Urban Mechanicmug. Person 1: Man im so tired, I didn't get any sleep last night because I was in so much pain. I had mechanical failure.
Person 2: That sucks man, maybe you should go see a doctor
Person 2: That sucks man, maybe you should go see a doctor
by mtfort February 22, 2018
Get the Mechanical failuremug.