Matt

A man with the name Matt will question why other men will measure their dick size with the amount of pussy they can get. Virginity to Matt is great. Matt also loves the idea of depression and preaches about how we all will die one day so nothing we do matters in life.

Friend: Hey Matt lets go out today!

Matt: No I'm depressed today.

by Gonobleism May 31, 2018

Matt

Just gay

Matt sucked dick and loved it

by Meatball58 December 11, 2019

Matt

some red head you’ll find at a bar

“Look at that Matt, he’s such a ginger.”

by iGetBoards November 27, 2018

Matt

A boomer libtard who thinks that guns are Christmas ornaments. When you tell him "ok boomer" after he threatens to shoot you if you don't tell him how to turn on his phone from 20 years ago, he will go on facebook and make a 5-page rant on how Guy Fieri has the biggest pussy slammer in the world.

A: ok boomer
B: ok matt

by Negro pegro November 14, 2019

Matt

If someone calls you Matt with two “T’s” then that means you are fake cause mat has 1 T

You’re being a Matt

by MattsOverlord October 17, 2019

Matt

A male that often gets rejected therefore resulting in male relationships.

Aye bro, look at how Shandy just rejected Matt. Now Matt's with josh

by Jeff banks 45413164 December 1, 2019

Matt

I’m guy who is kinda an ass, fake af, low key lazy, probably a maniac, and fabulously a colorful boi. He has an excuse for next to everything, and hates human interaction because half of the people he knows are FuCkiN NoRmiEs REEeEeEeEeEEEEeEeE

Hey I’m Matt. The guy who made an urban dictionary definition about himself because he has nothing better to do.

by NeighborhoodOnion November 14, 2018