koala flaps

a piece of Kangaroo meat cut into the shape of "piss flaps" and then tried to be fed to the naive English Pommy

"Here mate would you like to try some BBQ'd Koala flaps"

by Colonel-Briggs November 17, 2011

Koala sex

When a male midget is having sex with a normal sized man on all fours. The midget uses the back of the man’s knees as a stepping stool so he doesn’t have to grip on his thighs to float and fuck

I was being fucked by a midget and his hands hurt my thighs so he started using the back of my knees as a riser like straight up koala sex

by CodeOwnage July 23, 2025

oily koala

The female version of a grease monkey

one of my cousins wanted to be an oily koala but I tried discouraging her.

by Sexydimma January 6, 2015

Ugly Potato Koala

This word usually is used when talking about Bonnie Moss as she is said to be the Kween of ugly potato koalas

Did you talk to Bonnie last night

Yea she really is an ugly potato koala

by Imtheuglypotatokoalakween May 15, 2018

michael (the koala from the bible)

A koala who lives in a tree
came down the tree with glee
sat on a rock which hurt his bum
and then went back up his tree

I want a michael (the koala from the bible) as a pet please

by iuhuiluhiuhiuh July 22, 2022

Koala

To wrap yourself in a ball to hide your boner. Very useful strategy in certain scenarios

Jake: how did you hide ur boner from Kim? She’s hot af
Thomas: dude I koalaed

by Frfx god ngl April 30, 2019

koala brain

somebody who is really really really dumb

person 1: get ot of here you koala brain
person 2: shut up nerd

by peter‽ February 5, 2022