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"Kewenaw" is the long name for Kiwi. Kewenaw is an Indian tribe name that lived and roamed in Michigan. It is also a place in Michigan.

Kiwi is a name that means "squirell-like."

Kiwi is a name that can be irish.
A kiwi is an athletic being. A kiwi can be a twin or closley related to another person. Kiwi is a scorpio name that means water. A kiwi is a beautiful being with green eyes and blond hair. These are the traits of a common Kiwi. Overall, a Kiwi person is athletic, kind, maybe twin, green eyes, blond hair (irish), kind kind of person.

Kiwi also means "Squirell child."

A "Kiwi Bird" is a real bird that lives in warm climate.
Wow! Kiwi is so cool! She can climb that tree so fast. Yay! Kiwi got the kite down from the tree at the dogpark! She is like a squirell.
by 2Zabby2 June 9, 2017
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A person's balls
Don't kick me in the kiwis, please!
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Kiwi Stuntin'

Speaking on something you know is bad but you do it anyway; acting tough on the outside but being a pussy on the inside.
(Kiwi is used because it's is soft on the inside but tough and hairy on the outside like a man-)
Person 1: *hits blunt*"Man weed is so bad for us." *hits blunt again*
Person 2: "Nigga you kiwi stuntin'."
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I had some pretty good sex last night but the girl wouldn't stop looking at my kiwi
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The cutest dog in existence. Wears a frog hoodie and sleeps in your lap if you are nice with her. Belongs to a girl who also has a frog bucket hat.
N: Is that kiwi in the middle of the street?
A: KIWI COME HERE
by sopadecaracol November 23, 2021
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Kinda like a slave.

The average people of New Zealand, a country in the South Pacific with extreme centrist politics and deep resentment for anything that suffers. They’re lovely people, just don’t expect them to care much about anything outside their sphere.

Rogernomics has pervaded every aspect of the known universe to the typical kiwi, a blind and gormless creature trapped on an island under dark and mysterious foreign influences. Socially defined by the legacy of Jimmy Busby (a legendary Aussie pisshead,) together Billy Hobson and his Merry Band of Psychopaths, The NZ Police, better known as ‘The Pigs’, continue to enforce the marginalisation of anything that looks weird to them, thus defining the general mood of entitled NIMBYism amongst kiwis, the aspiring Mum & Dad Investor.

Whilst kiwis are held up as an emblem of New Zealand, they are in fact quite rare. Most of them are actually experimental automatons, deployed to model optimal consumer behaviour in order to test new and novel population level manipulation techniques in a controlled environment. Kiwis are test subjects, mostly ignorant of their surreptitious paradigm of self determination and participation in wider society.
When we first arrived in New Zealand, my family and I were so grateful for the opportunity. Kiwis were so nice and welcoming and everybody was so kind, I got a job in a taxi which paid almost as much as I earned as an orthopaedic surgeon in India. The hospitals here are fine establishments, the kiwi doctors were very professional when my son was beaten to bloody pulp at school for being different. Our kiwi landlord is a kind man, he’s giving us a big discount so we only pay $22,000 a month for a very comfortable apartment in Sandringham, and there are only nine families sharing two showers and three toilets! I’m sure he will repair the holes and leaks soon, it’s only been three years since we mentioned it to him and he’s very busy with all his RSE workers.
by Mr42 November 17, 2021
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