Big Jutastic

Is big, usually of African American decent having unatural strength, slaps real hard, and thinks he runs crap for no reason; Powerful; Strong; Large

Thats a big cup, that must be Big Jutastic size.

by The Greatness Himself July 15, 2010

No Juntao

Meaning please do not take any pictures or no pictures.

Hey , no juntao, i do not like pictures taking without my permission.

by Larry May January 7, 2022

La Junta Lead Pipe

A condom, filled with methamphetamines, and any other recreational drugs found in the Arkansas River valley, used as a disciplinary device when the wife ruins dinner or doesn’t bring You a beer fast enough.

“Damn bro, cousin Beth smells like burnt hot dogs and has two black eyes…. Brad must’ve broke out the La Junta Lead Pipe”

by WhiskeyFour February 22, 2023

Magic Using Junta

Someone who is a heavy liar, or is over confidant in themselves, to the point of extremism. Derives from a fake Yu-Gi-Oh card called "Black Cows Magician".

Bro, Will was Being such a Magic Using Junta today.

by V1rginEarz February 25, 2024