Lorena Bobbit Blow Job

The vengeful act of performing oral sex on a man... and then biting his dick off.

Giving a Lorena Bobbit blow job is like high-fiving Lorena herself. Hell yeah, girl. Cheaters gon' cheat.

"Did you hear about what Jesse James did to Sandra Bullock?"

"Yeah! That asshole deserves a nice, wet, sloppy Lorena Bobbit blow job."

by Kristentacle March 15, 2011

Pink Sock Blow Job

The act of cleaning a pink sock before reinserting it back into the anus.

"After I gave her a pink sock, I had to give her a pink sock blow job. That shit has to be clean or it will get infected."

by Santorum fairy December 14, 2011

Duck Bill Blow Job

The act of putting on a duck mask and giving someone a blow job while wearing the mask.

"Lisa totally gave me a duck bill blow job last night."

by Blaze<3 October 21, 2011

Blow Job Shocker

A Blow Job Shocker is when somebody has a right mare, an absolute shocker.

Oh dear, oh dear, hes had a right blow job shocker.

by Salsa GI May 7, 2003

Oral Gel Blow Job

WHY SPEND HUNDREDS $$$ ON VIAGRA USE ORAL GEL

Put dime size or more amount on head of Johnson the female/male then begins to use his/her mouth to spread the oral gel down the shaft of their johnson this causes a numbing effect and will make the male last longer can also be applied to a woman to make her last longer.

GREAT FUN HOURS OF FUN!!!!!!!!!!!

I placed the oral gel on the head of his johnson and then started giving him head he lasted for an hour. this is called an Oral Gel Blow Job !!!

by Dawn and Johnson March 20, 2009

Birdy Style Blow Job

The guy receiving the blow job makes bird calls, while the the girl giving the blow job flaps her arms like a bird.

I always hear that guy Jeff making bird calls next door. He must be getting those birdy style blow jobs again!

by W3ST December 20, 2006

Poop dick blow-job

After anal sex, a blow-job is given.

Your mom got freaky with me last night and gave me a poop dick blow-job!

by chilifest March 12, 2009