You remind me of a software update. When I see you I usually think "not now."

What you say to someone you don't like.

You remind me of a software update. When I see you I usually think "not now."

by Pialinist January 1, 2024

Either I Am Being framed Or I Am Deaf Because I Process Frequency Way Too Late

Either I Am Being framed Or I Am Deaf Because I Process Frequency Way Too Late

Either I Am Being framed Or I Am Deaf Because I Process Frequency Way Too Late

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

I have no idea --- I just work here

Then you SHOULD know (duh)!

It isn't fair to employ people to work for you, but then not tell them all of the basic stuff about your establishment, thus obliging them to sometimes humiliatedly reply, "I have no idea --- I just work here" when queried about something related to your company's operations or policies. Any employee should be able to answer most frequently-asked questions about your place of business that might logically be posed by the general public.

by QuacksO September 12, 2019

i live in bangladesh i live in bangladesh

i live in bangladesh i live in bangladesh

i live in bangladesh i live in bangladesh
i live in bangladesh i live in bangladesh: i live in bangladesh i live in bangladesh

by i live in bangladesh i live in June 21, 2024

E-I-E-I-O

When you try to play a banjo for a 5-year-old farm boy and teach him his animals while keeping things interesting.

Old McDonald had a cow! E-I-E-I-O! And on his farm he had a cow, E-I-E-I-O!

by programmin May 18, 2024

I BuFo I

Best Controller To Ever Live.

I BuFo I Is best controller!

by bufooo December 5, 2023

i am me and you are looking at me, and i am looking at you and that person who is looking at you is me, and i am myself because i am me and you are yourself because you are you

something people say when theyre retarded or are having a identity crisis

"i am me and you are looking at me, and i am looking at you and that person who is looking at you is me, and i am myself because i am me and you are yourself because you are you"

"what"

by RF5C June 12, 2024