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Wearing hats with haircut

Basically if you wear a hat after you get a haircut you get 0 bitches and you fat and ugly.
Wearing hats with haircut .Smithy wor his hat that can only mean his haircut got fucked.
by Elver Gallarga June 4, 2022
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Haircut

A pundit, talking head or newscaster whose job it is to push an opinion to a national audience.
Those national media jabroni haircuts back at it again with another terrible take!
by Eastm8 June 29, 2023
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Haircut Expert

(n.) (Commonly abbreviated to H.E.S.)

A term used to describe stunning women, typically video vixens, from the 90s, renowned for their bold, iconic haircuts and vibrant, often weird or unconventional personalities.
Gloria Velez was a total H.E.S. girl in the 90s.”

"Those H.E.S. girls in that old music video were serving looks AND attitude!”

“You’re acting like one of those haircut experts..”
by Deedoe August 3, 2024
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Haircut

When you ejaculate on a cancer patients head under going kemo therapy and rubbing the jizz on the bald head and make it like a hairline
Yo I gave that bitch a haircut last night

Randy gave that girl in room 201 a haircut😏
by epichpap69 January 7, 2023
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thong haircut

It refers to Donald Trump's unusual hairstyle...named as such because it barely covers the asshole, Can also be used as a derisive. term for a Trump supporter in general.
My neighbor admires the Donald so much , he went out and got a thong haircut
by Simon Trinculo June 16, 2024
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The iconic phrase from the song King of New York from the musical Newsies

It went viral when a guy sang it and did such a good job that everyone loved it.
My very own bed and an Indoor Toilet, A barbershop haircut that costs a quarter!
by TheOneAndOnlyHersheyTheSnake November 16, 2025
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orange county haircut

"it took some time but she finally adopted the orange county haircut."
by totally not emily May 20, 2019
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