Jewish Haircut

Another way of describing the circumcision of one's dick.

"Did you hear about Cameron?"

"No, what happened?"
"He didn't wash his dick for weeks, and had to get the Jewish haircut in order to get rid of the infection he caught."

by Barry Maycockiner November 4, 2021

Karen Haircut

the Karen Haircut is the signature piece of becoming a bonified Karen, in addition to the sunglasses, sourpuss lips and banshee tone of voice.

By telling someone they could pull of such a hairdo, your basically saying their personality that of a sweaty wrknkled ballsack on a wednesday morning, with a pumpkin spice latte in hand.

e.g I don't hate Stephanie, but I think she can pull off a karen haircut.

by mofkn July 13, 2024

Broccoli Haircut

Haircut typically worn by a very young millennial, gen-z or zillenial biologically identified male douchebag that consists of a low fade and hair grown out on the top that would allow the wearer to receive a perm for curls. A modern day jew fro. You will most likely catch him in a slammed civic, suburu sti financed at 20% apr, vaping, or on tiktok live acting out as an npc, begging for money. Cap, fam, mid, on god, and lit would mostly be part of his vocabulary. Island Boys, and present day justin beiber are roll models to these clowns. Would probably participate in having their ass eaten out by their yorkies.

You see that shitbox driving, broccoli haircut wearing, vapor breathing, spends his free time sucking on mommy’s titty douchebag acting like an NPC? Its a shame that our upcoming generation is going to doom the world with the lack of intellect…

by Nopeatsoflo January 5, 2024

Haircut Champion

The first school boy in his year to attempt to attract girls by altering the style/ colour of his hair. Normally resulting in looking ridiculous however the majority of the boys copy him in belief that it may be their only chance.

In the dinning room at school. Gilmour enters with new haircut.

'Whoa - Look at Gilmours hair'

'He's such a haircut champion'

by SuburbanDan November 21, 2011

Slovenian Haircut

When a male ejaculates on two lesbian women scissoring who haven't shaved in a long time.

I wanted to give my 2 girlfriends a Slovenian Haircut.

by BananaPepper0348 April 14, 2024

Barbershop haircut

A barbershop haircut costs a quarter.

Mason 67 gets a barbershop haircut that costs a quarter because he doesn't give effoc

by idontgiveeffoc_9 September 8, 2025

Ryan's Haircut

Definiton: slang for when you wanna refer someone's dead trim to a coconut

Ex: You are as shit as Ryan's Haircut.

by Ryan's Shit Haircut May 30, 2018