Karen Haircut

the Karen Haircut is the signature piece of becoming a bonified Karen, in addition to the sunglasses, sourpuss lips and banshee tone of voice.

By telling someone they could pull of such a hairdo, your basically saying their personality that of a sweaty wrknkled ballsack on a wednesday morning, with a pumpkin spice latte in hand.

e.g I don't hate Stephanie, but I think she can pull off a karen haircut.

by mofkn July 13, 2024

Walmart Haircut

It's when you twist the girls pubes into a ponytail and then proceed to bite down on said ponytail and yank it out then kiss it back into her mouth

Yooo! man shit got freaky last night, I ended up giving her a Walmart Haircut during foreplay

by Jake paul-sama May 9, 2020

Yee Yee Haircut

Your haircut sucks. Get rid of that atrocity.

Bro what is that yee yee haircut LMAO

by Feet tickler July 26, 2023

Knuckles haircut

A haircut that makes somebody look like sonic the hedgehog.

Guy-He/she has a knuckles haircut, like knuckles the echidna from sonic the hedgehog.
Other guy-Man shut the fuck up, you get online and say shit about somebody, why don't you tell them about their knuckles hair?
Guy- I'm fuckin scared of him/her, why do you think I don't say nothing except online man? I'm fuckin scared to say the shit I say online in real life, I'm too embarrassed to do anything, fuck.
Other guy- Yea, you a fuckin racist hater, I knew it, you fuckin bitch.
Guy- Don't tell anybody I'd be too embarrassed.

by Solid Mantis November 29, 2019

Pink Martini Haircut

When a girl is struggling with pubic hair drastic action is required.

The man fills her clunge with martini (or other spirits) then instead of drinking from her excessively furry cup…. Lights a match and singes her carpet before entering her.

Roger : I went to see that girl last night that’s allergic to Razors.

TONY : What did you do?

Roger : I gave her a pink martini haircut

Tony : great shout, I bet she has a lovely smooth snatch now

by STANDINGRICH December 28, 2022

Penis haircut

An haircut that looks like the top of the head with the rest being the stem

Klaas has an ugly penis haircut his barber fucked up

by Jung Top G December 15, 2022

Haircut

When you ejaculate on a cancer patients head under going kemo therapy and rubbing the jizz on the bald head and make it like a hairline

Yo I gave that bitch a haircut last night

Randy gave that girl in room 201 a haircut😏

by epichpap69 January 7, 2023