Haircut Expert

(n.) (Commonly abbreviated to H.E.S.)

A term used to describe stunning women, typically video vixens, from the 90s, renowned for their bold, iconic haircuts and vibrant, often weird or unconventional personalities.
Gloria Velez was a total H.E.S. girl in the 90s.”

"Those H.E.S. girls in that old music video were serving looks AND attitude!”

“You’re acting like one of those haircut experts..”
by Deedoe August 03, 2024
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First Haircut

A common New England phrase (growing to become a global trend) used to acknowledge and commend a friend or acquaintances’ fresh new haircut.
Hey Frank… First Haircut… cool.
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Hobo Haircut

by Uwupolice June 30, 2021
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Remington Haircut

Another word for suicide via firearm/gun. Likely named after the Remington revolvers and gaining a haircut via a revolver, i.e. brand new hole in your head.
Kurt Cobain got the Remington Haircut.
by ArsMoriendiTrue February 12, 2025
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Haircut

In cod you get headshot someone is guaranteed to say they gave you a haircut.
p1:*headshot*
P2: i gAvE hIm a HAiRcuT.
by Cockhandler67 March 30, 2021
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Haircut

When you ejaculate on a cancer patients head under going kemo therapy and rubbing the jizz on the bald head and make it like a hairline
Yo I gave that bitch a haircut last night

Randy gave that girl in room 201 a haircut😏
by epichpap69 January 07, 2023
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Haircut

A pundit, talking head or newscaster whose job it is to push an opinion to a national audience.
Those national media jabroni haircuts back at it again with another terrible take!
by Eastm8 June 29, 2023
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