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ares hacker

Someone on the Ares Peer to Peer network who goes into chatrooms and talks about Botnets and how they will drop chatrooms in order to compensate for being socially unaccepted in real life. Typically an Ares Hacker will be early teenage years, have poor hygiene and noticably low self esteem.

There is a code of conduct which must be followed in order to be a successful Ares Hacker. This includes:

- ending all sentences with "rofl", "lmao" or similar.
- ensuring that everyone in the chatroom is aware that you are familiar with bot nets.
- bragging about the fact you use Linux instead of Windows.
- using 3rd party chat clients to obtain users' ip addresses. (Note: It is important that the chat clients were made by someone other than yourself, in fact you must have no knowledge of programming, but pretend you made the client anyway!)
- be able to google a proxy ip to avoid being banned, and act really clever about the fact you can avoid being banned.
normal user> Hey, sup!
ares hacker> STFU before I drop this room ROFLLLL
normal user> Dude you need to get laid or somethin!
ares hacker> ZOFMGZ I have your IP you will be pwnt you noob LMAOOOOOOO
by shaun_ January 12, 2009
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political hack

A person who gets a job in government because he or she donated to a candidate. Usually the person has no qualifications for the job but paid his or her way into the position because they politically favor their boss. Very typical in corrupt machine politics like in the Northeast where political favors must be returned by candidates with patronage.
The Democratic party machine got Joey a comfy job, doing nothing. That political hack is now set for life. I'm told he'll get $174,000 and he'll collect a sweet pension, too. I figure if I give to the mayor, I'll be a hack, too!
by LicketyPat August 16, 2016
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hacha

An exclamation of happiness and excitement. Founded by the overjoyed cat-girl of Hopscotch Heroes, Pink Neko.
We saved the day, hacha!
by Catleen's Evil Twin July 1, 2005
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Hack Balls

To own repeatedly.
by Marzec June 18, 2009
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Hack-Attack

To get killed by someone who is hacking in an online game.
DAMMIT! That noob just totally hack-attacked me.
by ih8crackas April 20, 2010
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Hack the game

Where you are doing so good at something, the only excuse that seems reasonable is that you have somehow hacked it.
Guy1: Hey i just got 3 nukes in 1 game on mw2
Guy2: Dude, you hack the game.
by F0wl3r August 13, 2010
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