When you set your hair on fire, or at least singe it, while trying to light the bong. Especially bad if you’re a long haired greasy hippie, you’ll end up looking like ghost rider. That’s why you should get a haircut you god damn hippies.
They’ve been telling Hippie Steve to get a haircut, or at least take a shower for years now, but he didn’t listen. Then one day while trying to enjoy the marijuanas, unwashed for days and extremely greasy, his hair went up faster than nascar. That was the most brutal hippie haircut in the history of stonerhood. RIP Hippie Steve.
by A WHITE GUY April 19, 2021
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By telling someone they could pull of such a hairdo, your basically saying their personality that of a sweaty wrknkled ballsack on a wednesday morning, with a pumpkin spice latte in hand.
By telling someone they could pull of such a hairdo, your basically saying their personality that of a sweaty wrknkled ballsack on a wednesday morning, with a pumpkin spice latte in hand.
by mofkn July 13, 2024
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"No, what happened?"
"He didn't wash his dick for weeks, and had to get the Jewish haircut in order to get rid of the infection he caught."
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"He didn't wash his dick for weeks, and had to get the Jewish haircut in order to get rid of the infection he caught."
by Barry Maycockiner November 4, 2021
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Randy spent most of his morning daydreaming of leaving Keith with a healthy Zach Haircut after their date that evening.
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Get the Baseball haircut mug.He didn't have enough money to pay for his beard trimming so I finished him off with a Napa haircut.
by cheesewheezy May 21, 2021
Get the Napa haircut mug.That shit type of haircut you are forced to get for 15 dollars at a barber and end up getting a fuck ton of that chemical that gives you a lot of acne and shit . It is especially awful if you get it before a first day of school because then everyone would be telling you how you be built like a coconut and then at the end of day your parents to go you and say, "at more a mi presosio bebe". FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!
Billy: *gets a Mexican haircut*
Barber: "do you like how you look?" while handing over the dollar store mirror
Billy: "yes", *even though he hates it but can't say that because of the amount of anxiety and lack of social interaction he has*
Barber: "do you like how you look?" while handing over the dollar store mirror
Billy: "yes", *even though he hates it but can't say that because of the amount of anxiety and lack of social interaction he has*
by Albertoh5 August 27, 2020
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