Thanks mrs goucher

A phrase you say when someone trying to be helpful fails miserably

Assistant teacher: just clarifying, you simplify number five then factor?
Teacher: no, you factor, THEN simplify. Stop asking stupid questions, you're not being helpful
Students (in unison): THANKS MRS GOUCHER!

by Benjafo March 6, 2017

The Donald Goucher

an act where the attendee stares into a mirror and chants the name Donald Goucher repeatedly. The act of this is supposed to grant the physical attributes of the mythological figure Donald Goucher.

Jeremy attributes his sexual prowess to the Donald Goucher ceremony he performs every morning.

by The handler March 24, 2021

Moses of Goshen

An alternative to saying “Jesus Christ” when expressing pain, surprise, discontent, and/or exasperation, typically uttered by members of the Jewish faith.

“They are late again?!? Moses of Goshen!”
“Moses of Goshen that hurt! I just stubbed my toe!”
“Moses of Goshen! He left the dishes in the sink again?!?”

by rfc723 December 1, 2021

Rush Springs Gusher

Rush Springs Gusher is when you drop your pants an attempt to fart on someones face and shit all over his face, couch and wall...

I just gave Talyn a Rush springs Gusher while he was laying on the couch!!! By PandaExpress74

by PandaExpress74 May 24, 2022

The Forbidden Gusher

A vaginal puss sack.

I was eating a girl out and a Forbidden Gusher slipped into my mouth.
I was with a girl and ate the Forbidden Gusher.
She took her pants off and a Forbidden Gusher Fell out.

by Shep_143 August 8, 2023

Fruit Rollup Gusher

Two men dock - connect the ends of their erect penises - with a fruit rollup, when they are finished they twist each end to make a gusher.

After they came, Billy ate the fruit rollup gusher.

by Billy Slanger September 6, 2023

Fruit Rollup Gusher

When two men connect their erections with a fruit rollup, when they are finished they twist the ends to make a Fruit Rollup Gusher.

After they came, Billy ate the Fruit Rollup Gusher.

by Billy Slanger September 6, 2023