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Dutch Goodbye

When you leave the party early because you have been roasted relentlessly, only to immediately return with a weird boner and hover awkwardly while it resumes.
"Thought we finally cracked him, but my guy pulled a Dutch Goodbye"
by Iqbal Achieve April 8, 2024
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Maryland goodbye

Maryland goodbye: when gathering with a group, saying multiple goodbyes in various stages with new conversations in-between goodbyes. At the table, then standing by the table or front door of restaurant, then again outside of the restaurant. The total process takes a minimum of 15 minutes, there is no maximum time limit

Antonym: Irish Goodbye
I would have been home right after dinner, but I got caught up in a Maryland goodbye, and couldn't get out of there
by MattinMaryland May 31, 2024
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Haitian Goodbye

The act of putting powdered jello in her navel, then peeing into her navel, and while it solidifies doing the reverse cowboy banging her tits and rubbing your taint on her nose. Once the navel shot is gelatinous, the man sucks out the belly button molded Jell-O shot and then calls a Lyft to go home.
I gave Sandra the best Haitian goodbye before going to the airport to fly to France and joining the French Legionaires.
by Man/man June 8, 2024
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Rockford Goodbye

Knocking someone up before leaving town, preferably for good.
C: Hi I'm C.
A: Hello C, I'm A. How long are you in town for?
C: About 8 months.

A: Nice! Are you planning giving someone the ol' Rockford Goodbye while your here?
C: I mean there isn't much else to do around here.
by Tourettes4100 December 9, 2024
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dallas goodbye

Underachievement in critical moments; When an individual or team consistently falls short of expectations, despite having resources or talent to succeed.
Once again, the Cowboys have done the Dallas Goodbye, getting eliminated in the first round of playoffs.
by Razo December 29, 2024
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Austrian Goodbye

The Austrian Goodbye is referring to the act of shooting ones self in the head, not unlike the cause of death of the failed Austrian painter and dictator Adolf Hitler.
"Hey what happened to that guy that was just here? Did he leave?"
"No he confessed to someone using a r/historymemes "Will you be my Erika" template and then did the Austrian Goodbye in the bathroom"
by SonOfaDeadMeme January 16, 2025
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Vatican Goodbye

The act of cumming inside another person's butthole during sex.
Last night when I was finishing I gave Lisa a Vatican Goodbye right into her butthole.
by PopeLeoXIV July 21, 2025
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