Aidan Gmitter

The best boyfriend ever.
The nicest guy.
The best of friends.
The smartest, cleanest, and funniest guy.
He is not afraid.

Aidan Gmitter is sooo perfect I just dont get it.

by Aidan’sgirlfriend July 18, 2019

Exophthalmic goiter

Exophthalmic goiter is a spell in the harry potter movies

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john:i am john cena you cant see me

by normal brownies May 7, 2022

crotch gromit

Children

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by MickyNorg October 25, 2023

half plate gomi

too full for a full plate, hungry enough for a half plate

Ivre, one half plate gomi

by Majorsuggs November 12, 2020

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