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Glowing crotch

When people play on their phones during Spanish class. If other kids want to call eachother out on it, they will say "Is that a glowing crotch?" Many people will find it hilarious and disgusting if you refer to phones this way. Indeed, a spanish teacher once said "Stop staring at your crotch and smiling, while poking it." They hide the phone under the legs near the crotch, so that teachers can't see it, and its glowing, so it gets the name "Glowing crotch"
Juan:Sees Andrew playing on his phone "Is that a GLOWING CROTCH?"
Andrew: "What um of course not"continues playing
by DEPDIP May 22, 2017
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glow box

When a woman opens her legs and her vagina is a bright hue that it appears to glow.
She said "come dive in my glow box," so I said "yes ma'am!"
by KingJDH099 June 4, 2017
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textual glow

The glow of light that shines off an assholes face at night while they are illegally texting on their phone while driving
That fucking asshole has some real textual glow. Plus he’s in my fucking way
by Sue donnim November 26, 2017
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Bro-glow

The vibrant glow that bros achieve after a bro-ing out session. This can be considered the male equivalent of blushing.
After they shotgunned beers and chest bumped each other, the bro's faces had noticeable bro-glow.
by Trademarked by RyKat October 13, 2016
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Glow-in-the-dick

When a male or trans ftm covers their penis with glow-in-the-dark paint or neon paint.
Glow-in-the-dick would be a funny thing in semi-nude neon raves. Or just for friends.
by SugaryRaine December 16, 2020
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Glow-hoe

A person who recently underwent a glow up transformation and is making up for lost time.
Wow, once he had glow up he really got to it- now he is officially a glow-hoe with that body count!
by T.C. Bidness November 17, 2020
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The Glamorous Glow-stick

When 4 people go into the woods and find a long, sturdy stick in the woods. They coat the stick in honey mustard and melted ice cream, and run around poking homeless people with it. The practice is often considered to be done with high honor, and it puts the people who do it into a club, known as the “Glamorous Gathering”.
Hey can you drive me home after school? I found a homeless shelter that we could totally hit with The Glamorous Glow-stick.
by George Floyd Fan February 17, 2021
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