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Glow Squid

1) An underwater Minecraft Mob that, like it says on the tin, is a squid that glows. It lights up underwater areas and drops Glow Squid Ink, but has little other purpose.

2) In a poll or competition, to win not based on one's merit but based on the endorsement of someone with influence, in reference to the Minecraft Glow Squid's divisive win against the Moobloom and Iceologer in its Mob Vote, often believed to have been caused by Minecraft Youtuber Dream's endorsement of the Glow Squid.
1) The Glow Squid doesn't actually have a hypnotizing status effect. Shiny things in video games just hypnotize you anyways.

2) That Twitter poll would have totally turned out differently if there weren't a bunch of influencers glow squidding the vote.
by Chrispies September 15, 2022
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Weng-weng Glow

A type of good skin glow that one will acquire through moderate binge-drinking of alcoholic beverages. Is usually expressed by intoxicated individuals.
"I lab laklak it gives me dat weng-weng glow"
by BoiLaklak November 4, 2018
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Glow Job

A Blow Job given by a Girl with false teeth, taken out...
Oh man that chick i met last night took her teeth out and gave me the greatest Glow Job.
by DaRealStoner June 5, 2018
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Glow-hoe

A person who recently underwent a glow up transformation and is making up for lost time.
Wow, once he had glow up he really got to it- now he is officially a glow-hoe with that body count!
by T.C. Bidness November 17, 2020
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Glow-in-the-dick

When a male or trans ftm covers their penis with glow-in-the-dark paint or neon paint.
Glow-in-the-dick would be a funny thing in semi-nude neon raves. Or just for friends.
by SugaryRaine December 16, 2020
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glow

Verb. Relaying information to, or being an asset of some government intelligence agency, usually the CIA or NSA
"Just because you buy your phones from china doesn't mean they wont glow, you'll probably have some CCP shit on there, they will just glow a different color."

"Sometimes I wonder if Bitcoin was created by the NSA to make currency glow more."
by Sturdy Runner February 20, 2022
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glow hole

When someone hooops a glow stick
As soon as Cory hoooped the glow stick everyone could see the light shining from his glow hole.
by Beverly Allender June 10, 2023
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