a day to remeber whos a fuckwad in your life or no longer part of your life. april 29th.
oh god i just saw taylor, not suprised he's out on national fuck-wad day.
by 14werewolfcocks April 29, 2022
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Fuck your friend day is the national day where you can fuck one friend.
The day is every friday.
Daniel: Oh my god Serwan, today is fuck your friend day!
Serwan: Letzdoit!
by Norman Angile January 10, 2023
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On november 27th you can fuck a dog legally.

This is sattire, if you get offended go cry on twitter.
Person 1: Do you have a dog to fuck on Fuck a dog day?
Person 2: Please leave me alone.
by MotherSlayer21 November 26, 2021
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national fuck your friends day. today you find your closest most trusted friends and have sex with them.
(one person) wow today is national fuck your friends day -june 26th. I guess we have to have sex now.

overruled if the person(s) decide to strip 4 articles of clothing voted by the majority instead for 5 minutes.
by sexytime696969696969 June 26, 2021
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The 27th of March it's the National Fucking Day were you fuck a friend or a lover
Person#1 : I gotta fuck you today!
Person#2: Why?
Person#1: Beacuse it's the 27th march! It's National Fucking Day
by Yamx March 27, 2021
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On July 25th it is national fuck a femboy day. A date in which all femboys are granted a pass to have sex with anyone as long as they consent.
Guy 1: "dude tomorrow is fuck a femboy day"

Femboy: "I cant wait UwU"
by dfgggfdgfddfg July 26, 2023
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On July 19th it is national fuck a femboy day. A date in which all femboys are granted a pass to have sex with anyone as long as they consent.
uy 1: "dude tomorrow is fuck a femboy day"

Femboy: "I cant wait UwU"
by dfgggfdgfddfg July 26, 2023
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