fucktard

1. A contraction of 'fucking' and 'custard'.

2. Custard employed as a lubricant in the act of copulation.

Mother: It's stewed apples and custard for pudding, dear!
Son: Fucktard again?

Mother: Okay big boy. Slide it in!
Son: Hold it right there Mother, I'll just get the fucktard.

by AThousandCuts May 27, 2010

Fucktard

To be really fucking retarded

If you are conor smale you are a "fucktard

by anthony nichols February 4, 2009

Fucktard

People who flame others on urban dictionary.

Heehee Chris is such a faggot! He can't get laid! I'm gonna beat him up in-real!

by tt February 18, 2003

FuckTard

When someone is acting really stupid and dumb

Jeez that guy is a real fucktard on the road

by JWolff August 30, 2006

fucktard

One who is extremely retarded.

"I just jizzed in my mom's hair while watching animals sex on Court TV!"

"Fucktard."

by Vinic March 31, 2003

fucktard

a combination of "fucking" and "retard", therefore, making anyone, whom this descriptive noun is place upon, a fucking retard.

"you're such a fucktard when in comes to math"

by the dudette October 28, 2003

fucktard

a combination of "fucking retard"

You are a fucktard

by Dana November 9, 2003