fuck me with a brick

Normally used to express surprise or relief.

Fuck me with a brick - I just hit a dog!
Fuck me with a brick that was hard!

by cdxfdh June 1, 2016

Fuck Me Fairy

A sex move were 2 people dress up as fairies and have vigorous and sweaty sex. This could be love or hate sex and will always hurt.

Me: "Bro me and my girl was doing fuck me fairy and I gave her a heart attack and she died"
Friend: "That's hella tuff. You really did it that hard?"
Me: "Yeah bro go big or go home., but might go to jail for life.
Friend: "F"

by Osama bin lackin April 25, 2019

fuck me running

It is when you are getting fucked over soooo bad and you can't run fast enough to get away.

The irs is all over my ass for back taxes!Fuck me running!

by glenn van smack May 1, 2008

Fuck me Silly

When a woman is so drunk, that she beckons the first man she sees to fuck her. When woman wants the dick so badly, that she is willing to be fucked until she is legally insane.

Milf: "hey you sexy slab of man meat, fuck me silly"
Man meat in question: "yeah...sure"

by Kalkle October 19, 2016

fuck me running

Can also be used transitively. To have fucked someone running is to have well and truly screwed them.

Steve: How'd it go with the city inspectors?
Dave: They fucked me running.

fuck me running

by sargasso October 4, 2011

Fuck Me Silly

-When a woman has so many orgasms she doesn't remember anything

-Lana: Why don't you Fuck Me Silly, Roger? That'll shut you up
*1 hour later*
-Lana: Where the FUCK am I !? Who are you ?!

by Luck and Pluck July 27, 2022

fuck me sideways

when the man is on his side, and the woman is laying next to him on her back with the penis inside the vagina and their legs intertwined.

Oh baby, i love it when you fuck me sideways.

by whatever you want it to be April 19, 2005