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floods

The food eaten when you have a flu.
Do you have a recipe book for floods?
Floods?
Yeah, flu foods
by Lucky_Icecube August 13, 2017
mugGet the floodsmug.

Sexual Flood

When a woman gets off so violently when her significance of there goes down on her and he needs floaties in a row because he will go through massive waves of vaginal secretion and come
Oh crap I didn't see that coming of never had a sexual flood before
by thequeenbiatch June 10, 2022
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Flooded

an "iced out" piece of jewelery that has diamonds throughout and often covering the gold.
These bitches they be smokin' on hookah
My nigga ballin' like boodoos
Geeked up in the Double R, I scare ya bitch, Freddy Krueger
Flooded Franck Muller
by Steviebabs2685 August 2, 2023
mugGet the Floodedmug.

Sex flood

1. (Noun) the puddles of juices left after an intense sex session

2. (Verb) the act of turning a mattress into a swamp with all your human sauces
Guy1: If you are dating her, why did you get a hotel room with two beds?

Guy2: so we don’t have to sleep in the “sex flood”. We made such a mess it was like an inside-out water bed.
by BettyYellowSplash April 2, 2024
mugGet the Sex floodmug.

coastal flooding

to excrete bodily fluid in a manner that floods over the waistline of your pants, skirt, or undergarments for the public to see.
Tomi: "Kehd, is Jenny having some wicked flow this month or what?"
Dominic: "Yea guy, look at that coastal flooding just washing out of her jeggings d00d."
by illy Wonka January 4, 2014
mugGet the coastal floodingmug.

Anal Flood

When you give a girl an enema and force her to hold it in before you perform anal sex. This causes contractions that can be pleasurable to the man.

It is advisable to have her use a dueche first as this may have disastrous results if she is not in complete control of herself.
Dude, I gave her an anal flood before I put it in and I could feel her bear down on me the whole time.
by Dr. McNasty420 August 20, 2023
mugGet the Anal Floodmug.

Fields are flooded

I’m too hungover to take my kid to soccer match this morning
Fortunately it rained all night and fields are flooded because I drank a bit to much last night.
by J. Gallo November 1, 2020
mugGet the Fields are floodedmug.

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