Sex flood

1. (Noun) the puddles of juices left after an intense sex session

2. (Verb) the act of turning a mattress into a swamp with all your human sauces

Guy1: If you are dating her, why did you get a hotel room with two beds?

Guy2: so we don’t have to sleep in the “sex flood”. We made such a mess it was like an inside-out water bed.

by BettyYellowSplash April 03, 2024

Flooded-Flute

When a female is highly turned on and to the point that she’s a real super soaker. The males penis upon having intercourse becomes wrinkled (like your fingers when you’re in the water to long)! The flaccid penis becomes useless to the female after being drowned by her own hurricane of pleasure . Usually the sad decrepit flute just becomes completely inoperable. No more pleasure gun! So this means no Bang!Bang! So choose your side bitches carefully.

Sally, can you believe that bastard”Burton” actually turned up in bed with a flooded-flute?!!

by zAbBa.ZaBbA.zOm.ZoM February 23, 2022

Sexual Flood

When a woman gets off so violently when her significance of there goes down on her and he needs floaties in a row because he will go through massive waves of vaginal secretion and come

Oh crap I didn't see that coming of never had a sexual flood before

by thequeenbiatch June 10, 2022

Dick flood

When guys send you a Flood of dick pics.

Uninvited and unsolicited.

"Oh my God. Did you hear about Twanna? She got a divorce because of a dick flood. Her husband thought she was cheating."

by Meme Mourey January 06, 2018

flood her tunnel

Flood the tunnel means to urinate in a woman's vagina after intercourse

After John fucked Suzie he decided to flood her tunnel by urinating in her pussy.

by Muscle Of Love November 12, 2017

mixtape flood

The opposite of a mixtape drought. The flooding (releasing) of many mixtapes. 📀💽

"We gettin major heat🔥 From this mixtape flood🌊"

by Wavy.k1d January 12, 2017

Poseidon Flash Flood

When you’re dropping a load in the toilet that’s too much to go down and the water level rises up so that your balls get dipped in the broth, but ends up flushing after all before the bowl overflows. Result of not performing courtesy flushes along the way

After sitting on the toilet for over half hour scrolling my morning social media feeds, I realized my legs fell asleep when I flushed and my balls were submerged in a Poseidon Flash Flood and I couldn’t get up in time to turn off the water. Luckily it was a flash flood and ended up going down the toilet

by The Dysfunktional November 20, 2022