Earl and Looney

A stronger vocabulary for "King & Queen Reining the world"

Absolute Power.

king & queen < god & goddess < EARL & LOONEY

Bro you heard?

What bro?
Earl and Looney are in control of the world now
What? THAT'S AWESOME!

by Paradoxieus February 14, 2018

Earl

He is the living Giga Chad, he is the alpha male. Whenever he walks into a room, women orgasm uncontrollably.

DO NOT let him near your girlfriend, now your ex-girlfriend.

Look! There's Earl! he's so hot.

by ZB7 September 8, 2021

Earl Rider

A derogatory term to define an individual who specifically is a strong believer in devoting their mind, body, and soul towards the pleasing of their idol. They will do anything for their idol, and are extremely attached to their idol, whether or not the person enjoys their presence at all.

Person 1: "Dude, this chick just sent nudes."
Person 2: "Ew. She's such an Earl Rider."

by _Diesel_ November 11, 2016