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Ducker

A rather large stone used as a form of primative weaponary. So named as when thrown it requires one to crouch down or as the term goes 'to duck.'

'Ducking' was primarily considered the best form of defence against such attack until, as a species, we became more intelligent and in fact 'running' is now considered much more effective. This may be for two reasons; 1.) Attackers were becoming more wise to such 'ducking' and therefore proceeded to throw the 'ducker at a lower level, causing many injuries to the back of the head and back. 2.) If running is achieved at a credible pace it limits the possibility of secondary or multiple attacks. Whereas with the primary defence, 'ducking' there was almost always potential for secondary or even multiple ensuing attacks, unless with some luck, the attacker runs out of such ammunition. In which case, usually the 'attacker' then becomes 'defendee.'

Thus, my opinion is that the name of this here weaponary be changed in fact to 'a Runner.' Although I admit, it does not have quite the same ring to it, nor would it prevoke the same sense of fear when used as verbal in attack.
E.g. Dave: 'I'm gonna come over there and knock you out.'

Rob (picking up a rather large stone): 'Come on then!'

Marv, friend of Dave: 'Oh shit, he's gunna lob a ducker.'

Dave: 'Fuck it, run!'
by Davo Van Dangerous November 6, 2009
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whackle dackle

crazy, i tell you!
That's whackle dackle!
by Stinky Cockersly September 25, 2002
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Dickles

(Pronounced like "pickles") A human biological mutation that causes dicks to grow in place of nipples on the chest.
"You can see that guy's dickles through his tight shirt."

"...then she took off her shirt. I was expecting to see a couple of things erect, but I was surprised to see dickles!"

"Are those pens in your shirt pockets, or are you happy to see me?"
by ChimpCadet January 18, 2008
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ducked

Ducked (v): The act of receiving fellatio whilst driving.

The individual providing fellatio must duck down during the act.
"Yo B! Did I see you rolling down the street staring at the sky?"

"Nah dawg, I was gettin' ducked by that hoochie Tanisha from 'round the way...she gives that good top, yo"
by Miraclewhipz October 4, 2011
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duckerz

duckerz is a big dumb idiot
by John Akim March 12, 2008
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grundle duckling

When your buddy is passed out and you glue a duck bill to his GRUNDLE. When he awakes and tries to walk the duck bill will wiggle and bite the back of his sack causing him to fall to the ground and yell, SHIT!!! The grundle bites are attacking my sack!
Billie bob (bag of donuts)Yooo Johnnie, let's give Todd the GRUNDLE DUCKLING he is passed out.
Johnnnie, sweet I got a duck bill handy!
Billie Bob glueing, glueing
5 hours later...
Todd awakes and tried to walk to the bathroom and falls over in pain holding his package...
Todd.. CRAP the grunts are attacking my SACK!
by ass hammer December 3, 2006
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dicklessdickhead

A person previously thought of as a dickhead with the added feature of having no dick or penis literally or figuratively.
That dicklessdickhead Kelly has smoked up all the crystal meth.
by creper December 4, 2010
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