Doug

To jerk off, to masturbate

Dude he pulled a Doug in the parking lot

I could go for a good Doug right about now

by DomiNater July 14, 2021

Doug Style

an old guy who does not accept his baldness, because of a few scattered hairs.

my father is going bald, but now he is Doug Style.

by Cybão June 10, 2022

Douging

The act of repeating a joke countless times until the humor has been sucked dry.

The meme community douged "They did surgery on a grape" in a record 24 hours. The definition of douging

by aofacts December 6, 2018

The Doug Beard

That weird beard thats only on the sides

A Guy: what is that beard!!!

Doug: Its the style MANNNNNNNN! The Doug Beard

by Zeusa_boi January 13, 2021

Doug

Slang for marijuana used primarily when covertly inquiring about its whereabouts.

"Hey bro, is Doug around?"

"Yeah man....he just got here."

"Sweet. Tell him we need to talk. See you soon."

by IvoryJohnson December 24, 2018

DOUGE

Department of Unelected Goons Erratic - pronounced "doosh" is a new Department in the United States of America, run by a naturalized citizen, who attends cabinet meetings, and makes a swooshing sound whenever a life long patriots' benefits are denied.

The United States DOUGE has announced mass layoffs for hardworking people who used to live in a free country, allowing funds to be deposited in the DOUGE's bag of ill-gotten bank accounts.

by midcoast February 27, 2025

Doug

The type of guy who makes you want to love him in a "ooh, look. A sad puppy," type of way. A bad friend. Someone who takes advantage of the fact that you care about them.

You should probably steer clear of Doug.

Friend: There's this guy I like and he's nice at times but I don't know if he really cares

You: Is his name Doug?

Friend2: Yeah, and he's the love of my life.

by SouthPoleElf May 27, 2019