A volleyball dad that plans out fancy restaurants when traveling for away games and is intrigued by Jen’s bush. He also gets angry of illicit activity.
by SKacsir May 29, 2018

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by Big C Miester November 3, 2013

today MARCH 19/ EVERYDAY = day of doug birth
happy fucking birthday you crackhead cum dumpster numskull licker
ps i fucked your sisters
happy fucking birthday you crackhead cum dumpster numskull licker
ps i fucked your sisters
by sHIT HURRICANE March 19, 2019

When you're so wasted you can't even walk up the stairs to your flat, but you have to be carried by a buffed passerby (with absolutely no homosexual intentions) to your bed.
by [dabs internally] November 1, 2017

A Doug is a high school teacher who touches children inappropriately, a pedophile who works with or around children
by RavashingSteve July 30, 2023

by Mestry1 May 21, 2021
