Borderline Personality Disorder

A mental illness where a person cannot control their own emotions.

This means that you feel like shit for literally no reason, and you lack the ability to stop it.

Naturally, this results in the afflicted individual engaging in whatever behaviors they find necessary to alleviate their pain.

This, in turn, makes them appear crazy to the outside world.

Borderlines are notoriously frustrating to work with. The thing that people seem to forget is that if they are frustrated with us, we are infinitely more frustrated with ourselves.

Treatment is available. The vast majority of borderlines recover with Dialectical Behavior Therapy (DBT).

Abbreviated BPD.
Commonly comorbid with depression and anxiety.

I was glad to find out that I had Borderline Personality Disorder because I could finally find words to explain the way I felt... until I realized that I had BPD. Oh, fuck.

by hanz0rzz August 3, 2010

alternating caps disorder

A condition in which an individual irrationally abandons normal conventions of typing in an effort to plague the internet with annoying hogwash such as: "rEmEmBerRrZZzz tHe Lil bLacKIE aNd ThE oOziNaToR?!?1 roFolzers lolZears Omgzz!"; may be susceptible to spelling things incorrectly.

aLtErNaTiNg CaPs disorder: Oh mANn too fuNNie! hehe But yAa yAA gOOd TymessS!!

by minimai and rudoggy August 7, 2006

Obsessive Jonas Disorder

or OJD. A symptom caused by too much Jonas. If you say the name "Jonas" and your friend screams, you know she's got it. Normally found in teenage girls especially around tour time. Or 3D movie time. Or J.O.N.A.S time. Or all three. Send her to Team Jonas immediately.

After seeing the new 3D movie I had major Obsessive Jonas Disorder.

by jonasgirl92 March 16, 2009

disordinary

The feeling of dismantled, disrupted, and mildly disorientated but somewhat still ordinary.

She may appear ordinary to the public but her disrupted mind state is deeply dismantled leaving her somewhat disordinary.

by Ghettosmurf1234 October 2, 2019

lel disorder

When someone texts lel way too much and eventually begins to send it in almost every text.

A: "I think you may have lel disorder"
B: "Don't be silly lel

by FallenKnight August 29, 2016

OSD - Obsessive Smiley Disorder

Kinda self-explanatory, its using a shit ton of smilies in every single one of your conversations online/texting.

=) =P 8D =0 =( =\ ^.^ ^.- <----this person has OSD - Obsessive Smiley Disorder

by The Real Dr. Robert March 26, 2010

Definition Declination Disorder

A disorder suffered by people who repeatedly have their Urban Dictionary submissions declined for reasons unknown. Symptoms include anger, feelings of inadequacy, hypertension, depression, and poor self-image.

Bob's chronic depression was finally lifted after his years of submissions finally came to frution with an acceptance email from Urban Dictionary. His Definition Declination Disorder had finally been overcome.

by CANNON-D October 28, 2010