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matt’s disease

Matt’s disease is a brain crippling disease caused by doing a pointless task over and over such as running in circles or spinning a fidget spinner.
After using a fidget spinner for an hour Joe got Matt’s disease.
by Would that one that October 12, 2017
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celiac disease

A disease that is explained above but also a lyric from the song Jungle by Mome boys.
by M.C. Awesome June 4, 2021
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michael disease

it means to be ass at aiming and completely braindead
by zsia December 24, 2021
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Shaver's Disease

A medical condition in which the sufferer experiences convulsions restricted to the arm regions, usually resulting in drum like taps on whatever surface happens to be near. As it is a close relative of tourettes syndrome the sufferer often screams and tells at random intervals subsisting mainly of "what the sack" or pterodactyl screeches.
"What's up with that guy screaming in the corner?"
"Oh he has stage five Shaver's Disease"
by Harsh Static October 8, 2018
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T disease

The disease that you correct people's grammar and spelling on purpose to annoy them.
don't come at me with T disease, that's so annoying.
by Not Professor Xavier March 13, 2019
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Diseased Fatass

a gluttonous, egotistical, insecure slob who eats an uncontrollable amount of food and claims to be an athlete. these sports acclaimed to be his/her calling may be soccer, basketball, or lacrosse. One might even overdress for certain occasions because of its insecurities. A Diseased Fatass is often prude and lazy. They even act black and hate on everyone else around them.
YOU TOOK MY SANDWICH!!!!!! YOU DISEASED FATASS!!!!!!!!
by Jerome Xtra November 21, 2011
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industrial disease

1) (noun) Any of a series of ailments caused by repeated or long-term exposure to workplace hazards. This would include carpal tunnel, mesothelioma, black lung, and Occupational Tourette's Syndrome.

2) (Proper Noun) A song by Dire Straits with lyrics describing Britain's manufacturing decline. Released on their 1982 album Love Over Gold.
Joe the taxi driver isn't being rude for flipping the bird all the time, that's just his industrial disease.
by Nunuv Yabizness November 16, 2010
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