Digger

You can only say this word if you're an epic minecraft gamer

*talking in MC chat*
Person: whats up my diggers

by Memes. Dank February 18, 2019

Digestive Roulette

This phrase refers to a British game played by gentlemen for bants, involving two or more participants. Each participant must make a fine brew of what is only acceptable to which is tea. A McVitie's Digestive is then selected to dunk into one's own tea no further than half way, for those who can dunk the longest and pull out the Digestive in tact and consume it is classed as the winner. One pot of tea per round until either tea is all consumed or packet of Digestives. Tea must be hot to qualify a challenge equal to the oppenents for parity.

Basil: I say old chap, Is it five o clock yet?

Granville: Indeed it is! I'll put the kettle on. Did you bring the Digestives?

Basil: Well it wouldn't be Digestive Roulette if I didn't!

Granville: Don't tell Barbara she'll have my guts for garters!

by Singh_Bains_Jatt August 2, 2017

Digésplif

The joint you have after a satisfactory meal in Montreal.

Person 1: "After this brunch we should smoke a digésplif"

Person 2: "Oui oui!"

by JimmyCorrigan January 20, 2018

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When you're bored and just smash the keyboard.

So you got bored and smashed the keyboard, huh.

Did you expect a result?
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by VantasticK February 25, 2019

Degree In Quantum Rizziks

The man who gets all the bitches, he has the ultimate rizz, He IS the rizzler of gotham, he IS the rizzard of oz, man can pull anyone.

Person 1: Yo Big Jim, did ya know that timmy over there got all the latinas hoppin on his meat?
Person 2: yea bro, he has a whole degree in quantum rizziks, he pulls anyone he wants

by JiDemarcusCousinsIII January 5, 2023

Pre-Digestive Bulimia

Spitting out a chewed up bite of food because you realize you can't eat one bite more.

Karl: "Did you see that chick over there, she just spit up her last bite of food into a napkin."
Monique: "She must have a bad case of pre-digestive bulimia."

by Momo Mayes July 20, 2007

Field-Digger

A guy who eats out a random girl at a frat party on the most fluid-filled, STD infested bed of a brother in the frat house.

"What the hell bro?! Get off my bed you field-digger"
"That's fucking disgusting, you field-diggers better get tested because I don't even sleep on that bed..."

by selly beamin March 25, 2007