A Digital Serf is a person who lacks property or wealth, and yet has access to a wide range of Internet Enabled devices such as Smart Phones, Tablets PCs, Gaming Consoles, Laptops, and Net Books.
Like previous generations of the working class who lacked property and means, the Digital Serf still finds distraction from their dreary life, but unlike their historic comrades the opiate of the masses today is the every present Internet delivered on cheap, and often portable devices.
by jackmylumber August 17, 2011
Get the Digital Serfmug. When two men keep poking each other on Facebook, instead of just admitting that they are gay and want to swallow each other’s love juice.
by Conman75 July 19, 2021
Get the Digital dockingmug. The damn movie stopped right during the good part. Shut up and enjoy the digital silence for a little while.
by Trader J November 4, 2020
Get the digital silencemug. A diet in which one plays video games, watches television shows, or goes on social media such that they forget to take the time to eat.
"Is he going to come eat dinner?"
"No, he's on the digital diet - he's binge watching another show on Netflix."
"No, he's on the digital diet - he's binge watching another show on Netflix."
by nobody_of_any_importance January 13, 2016
Get the digital dietmug. This occurs when a user tries desperately to upload content to a social media site (photos, videos, status posts, etc.) but is unable to complete the process or "get it up" due to poor network connection or lack of good tech (eg. Apple).
Subsequent failed attempts to upload in rapid succession, especially over the course of a full day, will leave the user frustrated at their inferior technology and rife with feelings of inadequacy.
These negative feelings are further amplified if the content is "fresh" and has the capacity to generate a high degree of likes and shares. This leads to a loss of followers, and ultimately a deflated ego and sense of self for the user.
Subsequent failed attempts to upload in rapid succession, especially over the course of a full day, will leave the user frustrated at their inferior technology and rife with feelings of inadequacy.
These negative feelings are further amplified if the content is "fresh" and has the capacity to generate a high degree of likes and shares. This leads to a loss of followers, and ultimately a deflated ego and sense of self for the user.
Jim: "For fuck's sake Rich, help me! Ever since I upgraded to iOS 10, I can't upload this video of Hilary Clinton giving Trump a limp dutch rudder."
Richard: "I'm sorry Jim, I cannot help you with your Digital Impotence."
Richard: "I'm sorry Jim, I cannot help you with your Digital Impotence."
by nope.exe October 5, 2016
Get the Digital Impotencemug. an attempt to get one's facebook friends to give them your number by simply "losing one's phone" and creating a group and inviting everyone on your friend list into a group to get all the allegedly lost numbers back
guy 1: dude, john lost his phone for the third time this month
guy 2: no way man, he's digit fishing, you should see some of his facebook friends
guy 2: no way man, he's digit fishing, you should see some of his facebook friends
by zbizzle34 February 21, 2009
Get the digit fishingmug. Digital scrapbooker is the person who creates scrapbook that is done using a personal computer, digital or scanned photos and computer graphics software. This profession is also known as a custom scrapbook designer.
Each digital scrapbooker has a personal scrapbooking style. As a digital scrapbooker, I am able to branch out to the many needs of clients and conform to what your individual style is.
by jennis_amorer July 3, 2014
Get the Digital scrapbookermug.