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National I Just Be Dick Day

National I just be dick day falls on December 7. Famous Celebrity DVS (Initials used to preserve anonymity) The origin of this phrase started in an apologetic attempt to this day wether it was successful or not is unknown. But nowadays it serves to be the most hilarious phrase when you just wanna be dick!
“I just be dick” Was the words that started ‘National I just be dick day
by The Nice Internet Fellow December 13, 2022
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National suck dick day

This wonderful holiday falls in may 24th
Mark: do you know when national suck dick day is?
Tiffany: 24th of may
by Bigdickblackdude69 May 23, 2022
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National wack dick day

a day that is celebrated by women who had sex with a man that had wack dick
im going to celebrate national wack dick day and post my ex
by Michale Angelo August 1, 2019
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tiny dick day

May 17th is National Tiny Dick Day. A day that celebrates every man, woman, and everything in between with a tiny dick.
"its May 17th, National Tiny Dick Day! Go tell Brody!!"
by casynsjnxbxbb May 30, 2023
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On May 6th, the day after Cinco De Mayo, it is tradition in American culture to take turns on Cowens Bumhole, stuffing your meat stick where the sun don’t shine.
Person 1: Yay it’s May 6th!
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: It’s National shove your dick in cowen day!
by Ballsandshit May 5, 2024
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National grab dick day

Every year on April 11th it is customary and allowed for girls to grab dick on whoever they’d like
Hey did you remember to grab a dick today it’s the national grab dick day
by Cloakedvirginia April 11, 2019
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kick dick day

all girl will have the permission to kick boys balls on the 5th of october😘✨
hey michelle i heard it’s kick dick day wanna👁👄👁 john
by theloveguru October 3, 2020
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