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Daily Star

A rubbish tabloid rag which is sensationalist, spreads fake news and conspiracy theories. They are the same newspaper who believed that the moon landing was a CIA hoax, claims that the 9/11 was an inside job and that the bible predicted it, says that an asteroid is approaching the planet earth and that the end of the world is upon us every month. They even claimed that Aliens are coming and created article on how to protect your brain from mind control. They say that using a 'thought screen helmet' prevents aliens from performing any kind of mental control over us. I wouldn't reccomend reading this paper if you are concerned with reliable information because this paper will just end up shoving conspiracy claptrap in your head if you are easily brainwashed.
'Daily Star are a bunch of crazy conspiracy theorists and doom mongers'
by UltimateDoge February 21, 2021
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daily dozen

Girl: I wish I finished my daily dozen today.
Guy:what's that.
Girl: you know
by Fiendy boy August 4, 2016
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Daily Routine

Dude gtfo im doing my daily routine
by gachalifesucks December 9, 2023
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Daily Dick

A penis size around the range of 5-7 inches. It's referred to as being daily because any size bigger would require the person receiving to recover from pain.
A huge dick is great for a special occasion, but if I'm gonna settle down, Imma gonna need that daily dick.
by JuanSantosNSFW December 2, 2023
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daily

A term used on Snapchat where you put a picture of somebody on your story that you see everyday and say “daily”
Chad: *puts pic of gf
Chad: (on story) “daily btw”
by depresseddoorknob May 18, 2019
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Daily Devotion

During a gangbang, have the girl in the doggystyle position, one in the back, and have her fold her hands in a praying fashion and have her jerk off the guy in the front
Guy 1: “yeah I hit her with the old daily devotion with Carl last night
by JsKellnar January 1, 2021
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daily parking

When you park your peen in their spleen if ya know what I meen
"BRUH BRUH I GOT DAT DAILY PARKING PASS TO AUBREY'S VAGINAL CAVITY"
Second guy: "Why the fuck do you tell me this?'
by FuckMeInMyLooseAsshole May 4, 2014
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