daubenspeck

someone who balls, hustles, usually on their grind

Did you see that daubenspeck hop out the maybach and blow that pine in the po po's face.

by Poca December 28, 2007

Daunte Culpepper

An NFL quarter who played for the Vikings, Dolphins, and now Raiders. Possesses great potential and showed promise in the 2004 season, but has had his career ruined with knee injuries. Known primarily as a running QB with descent passing skills.

Daunte Culpepper scored 5 touchdowns against the Dolphins this season... he ain't dead yet.

by mattsisk October 25, 2007

Daughter sniffer

Welcome to the new Daughter sniffer! The new Daughter sniffer in the White House of 2022 were created by commu- I mean scientists! Bring your daughter toward the sniffer and it will sniff your daughter! It will even sniff your daughter's daughter! And your daughter's daughter's daughter! And your daughter's daughter's daughter's daughter! Get the new Daughter sniffer today only for uhhhhhhh I forgot. Get it on sale.....Now!

Leftist 1: Do you like your Joe Biden Daughter sniffer?

Leftist 2: Yeah, I pranked my friend's daughter by having it sniff her hair hehe.

by Skyrim550 March 18, 2022

Daughter

The child that fathers don't know much about so they ignore them, the child that mothers push away and alienate, even though that child is probably gonna be the one to actually go to school and finish college while their brothers knock up every girl up and drop out of school to sell drugs.

Contrary to popular belief, a daughter is not any harder to raise than a son.

by LucyLi December 8, 2004

Daussan

Someone who loves golden showers.

Frank is a real daussan, he loves getting pissed on.

by anon February 26, 2005

woodcutter's daughter

a woman who has a super bushy pussy.

I was munchin a woodcutter's daughter only to find that I had pubic hair stuck between my teeth.

by vegas RX December 10, 2002

your daughters tied up in a brooklyn basement

It's what you say to a frantic man/woman desperately trying to find there kidnapped daughter. When sat individual asks the question,"Have you seen my daughter? She's been kidnapped!" You respond,"Your daughters tied up in a Brooklyn basement. Face it, not guilty. That's how I stay filthy. Thus leaving the emotionally shattered parent confused and feeling more hopeless then ever, while simotaniusly contributing to ever growing lack of time the parent has to find his or her daughter.

Parent: have you seen my daughter? She's been kidnapped!

You: your daughters tied up in a Brooklyn basement. Face it, not guilty. That's how I stay filthy.

Parent: whaaa!?!?

by sn0wba11 December 30, 2009