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Corporate Nun

A woman who voluntarily gave up the plan of getting married and having kids in order to succeed in her job or career.
Lady 1: I spent my all my 30s studying and working hard to become the chief of this department. I call it my baby.
Lady 2: So you became a corporate nun...
by Lilithian October 8, 2020
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Corporate Illiteracy

The inability to read emails or follow directions within a corporate setting.
Did anyone even read the meeting invite notes or one of the many follow up emails I sent to come prepared to answer questions? Wow, corporate Illiteracy rates are high this week.
by Dokki June 12, 2020
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corporate pizza

Coroprate Pizza-pizza from national pizza chain restaurants ie: Dominoes, Papa John's
I ordered a pizza last night, it was a corporate pizza, from Dominoes.
by Rosa925 May 30, 2016
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corporate homicide

Dupont committed corporate homicide with their reckless teflon production & shit like that
Boeing committed corporate homicide with their faulty 737 MAX
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 23, 2021
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Corporate Inkwell

The chick at the office that sleeps with any and every guy trying to get ahead.
Man, did you hear.....she just got busted messing around with her third guy in the office...she's obviously the corporate inkwell; didn't these guys ever hear the term don't dip your pen in the company ink?
by not a pen dipper... October 14, 2010
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Corporate Brains

When a person’s ability to critically think has declined in such a way they are only capable of identifying primary colors and understanding information in a visible trend line.
Pro Tip:

if you didn’t hit whatever metric goals Corporate Brains 🧠 set...just use a green colored scheme for presenting the numbers and make the background a bunch of upward direction diagonal lines. They’ll think you’re great 👌🏻
by ThornyRose December 22, 2020
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Corporate Spladder

Corporate Spladder (slang)- one's fall from the corporate ladder through being terminated, fired, laid off or pushed off. A tongue-in-cheek play on words in contrast to a North American concept of climbing the corporate ladder, a ladder said to be impossible to climb.

Created by two professional women, with corporate backgrounds, Corporate Spladder is a contemporary term for the aftermath of losing a job, what comes next and how it changes a person.
When I walked into work today, I had no idea I was going tob be fired. Talk about a total Corporate Spladder.
by Spladderettes June 3, 2010
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