Tribal Chimp

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by Tribal Chimp November 23, 2021

Pimp Chimping

A combination of just chilling and giving no fucks whatsoever

How are you? “I’m pimp chimping”

by Pimp chimping November 30, 2022

beating a chimp

While spanking the monkey defines masturbating, beating a chimp is getting punched in the balls multiple times, causing you to make chimp like noises

Beating a chimp: to punch the male genitalia at a rapid pace

Pete: Dave broke up with his girlfriend
Bob: how'd that go?
Pete: well, she beat a chimp
Bob: what's that mean?
Pete: well all i can say was his balls hurt afterwards

by Beating a Chimp July 5, 2020

chimped up

To climb up, usually a tree or a pole in a swift and agile way, like a chimpanzee
Also sarcastic

The technician chimped up the utility pole to fix the powerline

by eumaiospangloss February 20, 2020

hairy chimp

Gluing her pubes to your penis and fucking her ass dry.

My wife got a rub burn from my hairy chimp.

by Haxces February 25, 2017

Chimp Out

When the nursery runs out of an exotic mountain flower the inventory specialist may exclaim, "chimp out". Scientific name: Erythranthe guttata

Erythranthe guttata is clear out (chimp out), but the glory hallelujah peony is in stock.

by 25 Bibles On My Dresser Yessir June 10, 2023

Chimp Dunker

The act of inserting a banana into the asshole of a girl in order to make her pussy feel tighter

“I stepped up my game last night, gave her the ol’ Chimp Dunker”
“What did you do with the banana after?”

by starseer February 1, 2023