Certified Lover Boy

Sundeep

“Didn’t Drake make that Certified Lover Boy album about Sundeep”

by SGill1202 September 3, 2021

pam certified

A female that takes dick in her pussy, ass, and mouth with a male vouching or certifying to that fact.

Boudreaux told Thibodeaux that Rebecca was Pam certified on their date this past weekend.

by Proffesor Scott February 1, 2017

certified kionlinggg moment

When something is funny or completely out of pocket.

Bro i got raped last night

imagine

certified kionlinggg moment

by kionlinggg February 13, 2023

nccer certified

Adopted in 1996 as a standard for teaching squirrels how to prove they can keep from shutting equipment down and go out & do work. It's not like ISA requring an actual apprentiship & time based knowledge. You can get NCCER certified in a week & if that's what the major oil companies want lets see how that works out for them!

I'm NCCER certified!

by James D. Brown September 10, 2020

big girl certified

To have proven you can get down and dirty with a big girl.

Also referred to as fat girl certified

“Damn chase is gettin big girl certified with that fat bitch”

“Damn baby you huge. I wanna get big girl certified with you”

by Mean mullet 69 February 20, 2021

Certified runner

A wet farts that you are unable to catch and makes its way all the way down past your knee before you can get to the bathroom.

Oh no I just started and I think it's a certified runner I can feel it going down my leg

by Wisest rizzler April 27, 2025

Certified Maple Leaf Moment

When you've been going hard all year, only to fuck it up miles away from the finish line

Watching my daughter give up the winning goal in the 1st round playoff - game 7 to be exact, was a certified maple leaf moment for our family, filled with disappointment and frustration.

by BigGucciFucci April 28, 2024