Super cereal

you are so serious that you would bet a bowl of cereal with 1% milk
Often associated with manbearpig
by bjkal April 19, 2008
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Cereal boxes

A set of sexual acts that have names of cereal.

Fruit Loops: Take a girl and cover her with apple and orange juice while she is on acid.

Coco Puffs:When you have a fat black chick and you cover her with Hershey chocolate syrup and milk.

Reese's Puffs: When you have a orgy consisting of Caucasian, Hispanic, and Filipino women.
I had so many women over we had some cereal boxes.
by Dick muncher 246 January 08, 2011
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german cereal

It is when various guys jizz in a cup and pour a little milk in with it and mix it around so the splooge doesnt stick out and then take the cup and splash it in your friends face while he is sleeping.
He is sleeping now lets give him a German Cereal.
by mike wal mart February 07, 2008
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Cereal Powder

The crushed cereal bits in the bottom of a bag of cereal.

Its observation usually leads to the thought "fuck, I have to go get more."
A: "Hey, what'd you have for breakfast?"
B: "Milk and cereal powder."
A: "Your parents hate you too?"
B: "Yeah..."
by hormelgroundmeat January 26, 2011
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cereal squatters

Refers to people who habitually store their breakfast-crunchies in your pantry-cupboard instead of keeping them in their own house.
People who live with other folks often have a bog problem with said fellow humans' selfishly snitching their tasty snacks to chow down on themselves, so I can see how these unfortunate souls might indeed legitimately need to become cereal squatters, just to keep their pricey comestibles out of the reach of their grabby co-habitats. If shelf-space is a problem, however, you could suggest that said Wheaties-stashers combine two or more boxes into one larger bag or wide-mouth bottle, so that more food can be stored in the same space.
by QuacksO April 25, 2020
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Arabic Cereal

When you piss in someone’s mouth and also shit in it
Damn, he really just *arabic cereal* ‘ed that mf
by Buttramm3r September 29, 2019
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cereal keef

The dust at the bottom of cereal bags that accumulates from debris of broken cereal pieces
I want to top off this fat bowl of Lucky Charms with some cereal keef to make it that much sweeter.
by E_man February 24, 2014
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