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Ham Canyon

slang term for a woman's vagina , or a wimp , or someone scared
we could all see her Ham Canyon when she ripped her pants .

he is such a Ham Canyon, he wouldn't go in the house without lights on.
by Brian T. O'Hara February 7, 2019
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Lindero Canyon Middle School

A middle school in Agoura Hills, CA. AKA: The place where the survivors of Sumac, and other surrounding elementary schools, go to loose their innocence once and for all before they're shipped off to Agoura High. It's mascot is the cougar, it has a "pep squad", (which is basically a bunch of underage girls dancing to whiny pop music), and has a prominent skating culture, if you can call it that. Students act with impunity. What I mean about that is that in this school you can throw water at a teacher, get ARRESTED that afternoon, and be in class the next day. The teachers tend to be cool, but the administration is THE WORST. The Lady who was the principle of the school was such an authoritarian, that she was TRANSFERED because she just did not do her job correctly. But hey! It's a blue-ribbon school so it's great!
"Lindero Canyon Middle school is SO fun" -nerdy girl
by plus-size albert December 17, 2020
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man canyon

man canyon (n.) wider-than-average man spread. Especially when the man appears to be displaying his goods in hopes of receiving oral sex.
When I see a hot guy eating lunch on a bench, his man canyon inviting me, I wanna dive in head first and have mine.
by Woordsmith December 14, 2019
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man canyon

man canyon (n.) wider-than-average man spread. Especially when the man appears to be displaying his goods in hopes of receiving oral sex.
When I see a hot guy eating lunch on a bench, his man canyon inviting me, I wanna dive in head first and have mine.
by Woordsmith December 14, 2019
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Brownie Canyon

When you take a fucking massive shit and after about 10 wipes, you still strike oil
I shouldn't have had that out of date Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme. It turned my ass into Brownie Canyon last night.
by LG633 September 22, 2024
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Man Canyon

The canyon that exists between the pectoral muscles of a male. The depth of the canyon is proportional to the amount of dominance that the male holds.
Hans: "How deep is your man canyon Jake?"

Jake: "I don't want to talk about that anymore, size doesn't even matter"

Hans: "Dude, you don't even have a man canyon, do you?"

Jake: "Don't tell my parents, please dude"
by Bigboiyolofish March 17, 2014
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Timber Canyon

RIP 1996-2020
Timber Canyon, and there she finally was laid at rest.
by Seilkie May 20, 2020
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