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Cocaine Covers

When you drop bass under the covers, and you know its bad, but you have to take a niff anyway.
I knew she wasn't gonna preciate this haggis and beans I had, then I got the Cocaine Covers and had to see HOW bad it was gonna be.
by darwin6id February 4, 2009
mugGet the Cocaine Coversmug.

cover 3 fail

In NCAA football or Madden you cant seem to decide on a defense, so you go with the good ol reliable cover 3...however the QB sees you in cover 3 and sees the hole behind the LB's and in front of the S's and hits the wide reciever on the post for a TD
Chase Daniel noticed the Ohio State defense in cover 3 and hit Jeremy Maclin on the post for a TD...COVER 3 FAIL!!!!!!
by RobPK February 23, 2009
mugGet the cover 3 failmug.
When a man has vaginal intercourse with a woman on her period, then afterwards without cleaning his penis off, continues to have anal sex.
Dude, my girlfriend totally gave me a chocolate covered strawberry this morning.
by For the Glory of Rome October 13, 2007
mugGet the chocolate covered strawberrymug.

Shit Covered Monkey

When you are going through a tough time personally, like a divorce, and nobody wants to be around you because you will shake off that shit and it will land on them. They avoid you.
Sorry bro, but she's not going to talk to you because you're a shit covered monkey right now. Wait a few months after all that shit is off you and she will probably talk to you.
by Frenchie Free May 29, 2018
mugGet the Shit Covered Monkeymug.

Hair Covering The Eyes

My personal definition of bangs - Uriel 2017
I don't like saying the word bangs, I rather say hair covering the eyes
by Drhymen September 13, 2017
mugGet the Hair Covering The Eyesmug.

Vermilion Boat Cover

Vermilion is a Native American word for red clay used to make paints. The town bearing this name in Ohio is historicaly nautical.

A Vermilion Boat Cover is a used condom showing signs of a chick on the rag.
Matt: Did you see that nasty vermilion boat cover in the corner of the bathroom?
Grant: That's what that was?! I thought it was a gusher...so I ate it! Didn't taste bad, though.
by Gabe Oytoucher December 14, 2014
mugGet the Vermilion Boat Covermug.

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