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stoner brett

bi he/they guy (headcanon) on the tv show glee that's known for being high all the time. was also a prom king candidate in season 5.
stoner brett is my comfort character. he's unproblematic cause he was high all the time so you cant blame him for anything he says or does.
by that_bi_gleek September 6, 2020
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Brett Pitman

The greatest footballer to ever exist. Hates gays, plays for Swindon town used to go to IIL.
Ur moms lover “My grandad is Brett Pitman
Ur dads lover “Well u just got Pitmaned”
by PPgamer May 3, 2021
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Brett Theisen

A very odd man you well only find him in a class sitting by someone who starts with a F gossiping
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Brett Smith

Guy I used to go to highschool with, pretty nice.
"Have you seen Brett Smith lately?"
"No"
by basicbadger May 11, 2021
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Brett Lee

Verb: in cricket, to accidentally bowl a beamer - an illegal and dangerous delivery above the batsman's waste height that does not bounce - when things aren't going your way. Named after the Australia fast bowler renowned for such deliveries.

Bonus points for feigning outrage when anyone suggests that the beamer(s) were not entirely unintentional.
"Yeah nah the batsman gave me a bit of tap so I Brett Lee'd one at his head. It slipped, honest."
by #intent January 12, 2021
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Brett Caan

Brett Caan is from the Rick and Morty universe. A being of the meta, a man who's power is to retcon literally anything lest be put in a field of sports as that is the exact opposite of stories.
Rick: His name is Brett Caan, he has the power of making things always have been other things.
Morty: I think that's just called retconning, but his name is Brett Caan? Rhett is a name too, he could be Rhett Caan.
by Beefaroni_Salesman December 19, 2022
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