bi he/they guy (headcanon) on the tv show glee that's known for being high all the time. was also a prom king candidate in season 5.
stoner brett is my comfort character. he's unproblematic cause he was high all the time so you cant blame him for anything he says or does.
by that_bi_gleek September 6, 2020

by PPgamer May 3, 2021

by A child who makes jokes in cla January 9, 2019

by basicbadger May 11, 2021

Verb: in cricket, to accidentally bowl a beamer - an illegal and dangerous delivery above the batsman's waste height that does not bounce - when things aren't going your way. Named after the Australia fast bowler renowned for such deliveries.
Bonus points for feigning outrage when anyone suggests that the beamer(s) were not entirely unintentional.
Bonus points for feigning outrage when anyone suggests that the beamer(s) were not entirely unintentional.
by #intent January 12, 2021

Brett Caan is from the Rick and Morty universe. A being of the meta, a man who's power is to retcon literally anything lest be put in a field of sports as that is the exact opposite of stories.
Rick: His name is Brett Caan, he has the power of making things always have been other things.
Morty: I think that's just called retconning, but his name is Brett Caan? Rhett is a name too, he could be Rhett Caan.
Morty: I think that's just called retconning, but his name is Brett Caan? Rhett is a name too, he could be Rhett Caan.
by Beefaroni_Salesman December 19, 2022
