by DefinitelyNotBrendanItsNotMe June 18, 2023

an annoying guy that:
a) doesn’t know how to drive a car and has been pulled over by the cops
b) scratches the car
c) sucks at fortnite
a) doesn’t know how to drive a car and has been pulled over by the cops
b) scratches the car
c) sucks at fortnite
person a: yo why is that guy so bad at fortnite?
person b: idk he somehow managed to blow himself up.
person a: oh i know it’s brendan kell
person b: ahhh that makes sense.
person b: idk he somehow managed to blow himself up.
person a: oh i know it’s brendan kell
person b: ahhh that makes sense.
by imoyyy July 13, 2018

by wifebeaterz124 April 16, 2024

Brendan wears glasses, claims to be about 5’10, and has very hair legs. His weewee measures up to about 5.5 inches. He likes the game Smash but doesn’t ever get to smash irl. His parents are dickheads. We love a good Brendan.
by notbrendan84 June 17, 2021

by Cute Kittin April 20, 2022

Is tht renees brendan?
by Abcdefg12345abcdefg April 18, 2018

He is tall and handsome, some people have crush on him
Smiles alot, even when he says "No"
Loves football
Stands out even when he tries to blend in
Smiles alot, even when he says "No"
Loves football
Stands out even when he tries to blend in
Brendan loves football and dreams of playing it one day, saying he's good at dribbling.
He keeps smiling and laughing even when he means it
He keeps smiling and laughing even when he means it
by Youstanz June 9, 2023
