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non-boyfriend

(1) A favored male romantic companion with whom no commitment nor title has yet been established. While a committed relationship is expected to be eminent, specific elements prevent this from occurring (distance, parental demands, awaiting divorce finalization, or simple "not-to-that-point-yet" reasoning.) While no commitment has been made, and you are free to date others, feelings for said partner often prevent it. Your non-boyfriend is often unaware that you have dubbed him as such, but all of your friends are aware of it. This relationship phase will fall somewhere between "Boyfriend" and "That-guy-I've-been-seeing".

(2) A fuck buddy with whom emotional feelings are present and mutual, but not discussed and no commitment exists.
Beth: So what's the deal with you and Mark? Is he your boyfriend or are you guys just friends?

Ashley: We haven't really talked about it yet, but we'll have our 5th date tomorrow. He's definitely more my non-boyfriend.
by Kris5449 and Shayna II December 23, 2008
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Ideal Boyfriend

A Michael is the best boyfriend you could ever want. Hes caring, a gentlemen, sweet, gourgeous eyes, cutest and kindest guy you will every meet so don't lose him cause it will be hard to find another person like him.
Girl: My date with Michael was amazing. Hes the perfect Ideal Boyfriend.
Friend: What happened?
Girl: He was so nice he was such a gentlemen i hope we have a 2nd date.
Friend: I hope so too
by HarleyQuinn♦💟♦💟♦ September 27, 2017
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My boyfriend

My boyfriend: Hi

Me: Hi! Oh wait
by Hairy Cheeto October 30, 2019
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boyfriend withdrawal

when you haven't seen your loved one for a few days due to busy each other's schedules etc. and start to go through withdrawal, mentally and physically craving to be snuggled up next to them as if they were your all-purpose-blanket.
Person 1: Aaaah, I feel so cold on the inside, It's Wednesday and haven't seen Tim this week yet!

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: I've been working late evenings and he's been busy too. Hate shift work!! I've got boyfriend withdrawals!:(

Person 2: Awww, that's so cute.
by CarpeNoctem January 29, 2014
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Boyfriend Magic

The incredible power a boyfriend has to make his girlfriend happy.
"You make everything better" -girlfriend
"Thats my job. Its called boyfriend magic."
by Lovehimalways June 7, 2012
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boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.
You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."
by Dagrooms October 7, 2016
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boyfriend politics

The boundaries a girl sets with her guy friends, physical or otherwise, when she has a boyfriend.
"It was freezing outside last night, and John offered me his sweater, but boyfriend politics made me take Ann's instead, even though it wasn't as warm."
by NotTheDiva November 1, 2009
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