bon app-a-queef

It is said when a meal look so terribile and smells so disgusting that it evokes the image of a vaginal fart (aka queef).

"Jesus buttfuckin Christ, what's this terrible smell? It smells like truffle butter mixed with dogshit"
"My gf spent the whole morning making this meal for me before leaving for work, but never told her she's fucking terrible at cooking. Would you do me a favor and eat this for me?"
"You sick mofo. You know I can't say no to my best friend. Well, bon app-a-queef, I guess."

by fedewolfie December 10, 2016

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Bon qui qui

Referring to a very very very good pussy.

"man that girl is uad some Bon Qui Qui"

by Sully14 May 19, 2018

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Jon Bon Bow Jump

When a prolific writer gets computer elbow, often referred to as tennis elbow, and then it happens in the other elbow. This sometimes chronic condition receives its name from the rock star Bon Jovi because the elbows are the fringe of the body and like Bon Jovi in a fringe jacket, 'bow pain can jump and have you Livin' on a Prayer.

Damn, my right tennis elbow was hurt so bad but now my left one is killing me. Must've been a Jon Bon Bow Jump!

by CousinofCalliope January 23, 2019

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Bon

A Bon is an insult used to generalise a group of people who watch anime. It usually has a negative connotation (and rightly so) as it has been related with terrible loli anime and general paedophilia.

The plural of the word Bon is Bons, and a group of Bons would be called a Flock, used as a relation to the fact that Bons will fly away to their anime lands.

Person: Hah, look at that flock of Bons doing loli roleplay over there.

by PercivalApaga211 March 16, 2019

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