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Barney Banks

Whispers in hushed tones among the fashion cognoscenti speak of Barney Banks, a phantom designer whose creations materialize like fleeting dreams. He's not found in glossy magazines or on bustling runways, but rather in the curated chaos of upcycled vintage. Banks possesses an uncanny ability to breathe new life into discarded sweatshirts and forgotten jackets, artfully splicing them with contemporary pieces to forge a style that is both ruggedly individualistic and impossibly chic. It's a look born from the streets, elevated to the realm of high art, making each Barney Banks garment a rare and coveted artifact.
Beyond his singular designs, Banks is whispered to possess an almost supernatural eye for sourcing. His clientele, an elite circle spanning the style capitals of Los Angeles, New York, and Tokyo, entrust him with the near-impossible task of unearthing truly one-of-a-kind treasures. Some believe Barney Banks isn't merely a designer, but something more – a being tethered to the fourth dimension, a chosen one whose creative vision transcends the mundane. Encounters with his elusive "ferments" – his signature pieces – are the stuff of legend. Should you be fortunate enough to stumble upon one, the counsel is unanimous: acquire it, no matter the cost. It's rumored that Banks finds inspiration in the mystical energy of Tulum, Mexico, a place where the veil between worlds feels particularly thin.
That style is so “Barney Banks
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barney

That one purple dinosaur that usually hangs around kids, always there dancing or singing, never a time not. One of the most known TV shows of all time.
random dude 1: Hey have you heard about this kid's show called Barney?

random dude 2: Nah man, he's a weirdo.
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Barney

A way of describing a drinking session that ended up making you paraletic and make you dissapear. You wake up knowing nothing of what happened of the night before.
"Fucking hell man! Last night was so fucking bad. I definately did a Barney."
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barney

barney is a huge guy in a costume who pretends to be frendly. why there are always new kids you ask, barney eats them alive!!
barney ate my son
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