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riley barnes

Riley Barnes A charming girl. A little on the shy side but when she’s comfortable she’s crazy wild and out going- in a good way though. She very much loves long romantic walks to the fridge. She’s def a cutie for sure. She can get annoyed sometimes but by the end of the day she’s still a major sweetheart. She does her best to always be there for her friends, she fails ; like we all do, but she’s a great friend.
Man 1) Bro, she hot

Man 2) Who?
Man 1) Riley Barnes

Man 2) Oh man, I know she a complete snack
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Johnny's Barn

A term more commonly used in the South or in other countrified areas. It means to go the looooooongest way possible in the history of mankind in order to get to ones destination. Its as opposite as you can get from a short cut. Its taking the longest route ever imaginable. Usually used in the sentence "going around Johnny's barn"
1. They closed down the bridge so instead of walking my normal 5 minute route I had to walk all the way around Johnny's freakin barn and it took like 2o minutes.

2. I should have gotten there in 10 minutes but my GPS doesn't know how to use side roads so instead it took me all around Johnny's barn and I got there really late
3. Dang, why did it take you so long to get here? Did you walk all the way around Johnny's barn? Geez.

4. Daily workout? Just walk around Johnny's barn.
by PrincipalWinchester May 12, 2016
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jessica barnes

a legend who just reads erotica all day.

that is all.
gary; "hey jessica u wanna peg me tonight babz xxx?"

Jessica Barnes; "no fuck off, im wanking and reading erotica you eejit"
by pubes.com November 21, 2020
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Barn Boy

A Gay boy with barn somewhere in there name with no chance of love
by Its real 11 December 28, 2016
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Barn Doorians

Guys who leave the stall door partially ajar while sitting on the toilet in a public mens room,thus fooling one into thinking there's no one in there and when you go to open it they then push back on it thus prompting the phrase 'were you born in a barn?'
Anyone in here? Oh why don't you close the door,what were you born in a barn? Barn Doorians.
by JoeNJ2 January 1, 2011
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barn party

a party in barn where everyone who comes brings any kind of drugs or pills from the medicine cabinet and throws them all into a bowl and you just walk by it and take some drugs and probably get fucked up. stupidest kind of party ever.
by tr17 June 19, 2009
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Jonathan Barnes

Huge cock, makes women come 10 times over, stomps on other fags.
Cum tastes of marshmallows.
I got Jonathan Barnes'd last night.
by jem1847 April 18, 2016
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