alan val miller

a complete no life that is rich that watses all his money on video game n has long hair that never cuts it or can nevr get a girl that he likes because he will waste money on game then hiself

im staying home like a alan val miller

by contol July 19, 2010

dirty alana

The Dirty Alana is when you stand upside down and suck a guys dick covered in honey while someone is playing the bongos 2 feet away.

Last night I did The Dirty Alana with Jake, there was honey everywhere!! But the music was nice.

by do u have my juul April 15, 2020

Alan

A man who often pulls on his own dick and other peoples to.

your such a alan

by fatdog75 December 5, 2018

do an Alan

To convince everyone that your work is far more complex and time consuming than it really is and then get undesirable work dumped on coworkers.

I'm going to do an Alan so I can slack off.

by Anon Le Mouse August 26, 2007

Alan Shearer Island

The patch of hair seperate from the rest of the hair on the head of a man in the middle of male pattern baldness. Like a follicular version of the Oxbow lake. Named after Newcastle and England striker Alan Shearer, this term was popularised by radio DJ's Mark and Lard in the late nineties.

Other people sporting the Alan Shearer Island include Jim Robinson from Neighbours and Steve McDonald from Coronation Street.

"If I start loosing my hair I'll just shave it all off. I don't want an Alan Shearer Island"

by Big Jock August 24, 2007

Alana

Very kind, likes to think outside the box with a confident positive attitude. Is excepting of all kinds of people to be her friend. All the guys want her because of her beautiful red hair. She's will definitely make at least 1 inside joke with you.

Guy1: Man, Alana is so cool!!
Guy2: *walks over to Alana* *does secret handshake*
Guy2: what? Where tight, man

by Peggystore June 24, 2017

Alanah

Someone who is related to llamas. Someone who is talented in there own way, and is rather quirky. They are very pretty if not on the outside on the in. She is smart however not nerdy. She is very loud and energetic around friends however to strangers she is extremely shy.

Look at that girl dancing with her friends she must be an Alanah.

by Pigs and donkeys. June 8, 2018